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Making a fun page at my SANDBOX
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!'''Disclaimer:''' This page cannot be used as an argument for in game actions.
!'''Disclaimer:''' '''THIS IS A JOKE. THIS CAN GET YOU BANNED ON YOGSTATION (MIGHT BE ALLOWED AT OTHER STATIONS WITH NO RP).'''
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|headerbgcolor = #af6366
|headerbgcolor = #af6366
|headerfontcolor = white
|headerfontcolor = white
|stafftype = SECURITY
|stafftype = NOT ALLOWED JOBS
|imagebgcolor = #e3c9ca
|imagebgcolor = #e3c9ca
|img_generic = Generic_security.png
|img_generic = Generic_security.png
|img = SecurityOfficer.png
|img = SecurityOfficer.png
|jobtitle = Security Officer
|jobtitle = Shitcurity.
|access = [[Security Office|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Prison_Wing|Holding Cells]], [[Courtroom]], Weapon Permit
|access = [[Security Office|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Prison_Wing|Holding Cells]], [[Courtroom]], Weapon Permit
|additional = [[Maintenance]], [[Morgue]], [[Detective's Office]]
|additional = [[Maintenance]], [[Morgue]], [[Detective's Office]]
|difficulty = Hard
|difficulty = Very Hard, be robuster than the horde of criminals!
|superior = [[Head of Security]]
|superior = You are over the law, everyone who resists shall get its punishment!
|duties = Protect company assets, follow the [[Standard Operating Procedure]], eat [[Donuts|donuts]]
|duties = Follow the [[Standard Operating Procedure]] just kidding, who needs that shit!
|guides = [[Guide to security]], [[Standard Operating Procedure]], [[Space Law]]
|guides = [[Guide to security]], [[Robust]]
|quote = "Who watches the watchmen?" We do, too. We watch each other.
|quote = "Who said I need to follow the space law? I am over the law. If I will see you, you will be executed for shitting. All those [[Greytider|Greytiders]] shall rot in permabrig forever!''
}}
}}




Welcome to Security. Chances are that you have been assigned this job because it was the only available position other than [[Assistant]]. Since you'd rather not end up a corpse, or doubt the prospects of reassignment, you've chosen the Few, the Red, and the Despised.
Welcome to Security. Chances are that you have been assigned this job because it was the only available position other than [[Assistant]]. Since you'd rather not end up a corpse, or doubt the prospects of reassignment, you've chosen the Few, the Red, and the Despised. The shitcurity.


'''Important: DO NOT play Security if you are new to Space Station 13! You will become a liability and everyone will have a bad time.'''
'''Important: If you got no experience to Space Station 13, other than your awesome combat skills. DO play Security! You will become the law and everyone will have a bad time, because they said shit about you.'''


'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Follow Space Law.
'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be as robust as a human being possibly can.


==The Peacekeeper==
==The Peacekeeper==
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