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Let's get started, shall we?
Let's get started, shall we?


===Step 1, in detail===
==Step 1, in detail==
[[File:Telescience Room.png|thumb|515px|alt=Telescience Room|link=Telescience|This thing.]]
[[File:Telescience Room.png|thumb|515px|alt=Telescience Room|link=Telescience|This thing.]]
#Grab two GPS's from the table to your left. Look at the image provided if you are retarded and can't find them.
#Grab two GPS's from the table to your left. Look at the image provided if you are retarded and can't find them.
#Take one and place it on the telepad. Again, look at the image provided if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
#Take one and place it on the telepad. Again, look at the image provided if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
#Now, go to the telescience computer and use it. Set the bearing and elevation to whatever the hell you want, but 0° for the bearing and 45° for the elevation makes the following steps easier. '''Set the power to 20 or higher. No exceptions.'''
#Now, go to the telescience computer and use it. Set the bearing and elevation to whatever the hell you want, but 0° for the bearing and 45° for the elevation makes the following steps easier.  
#'''Set the power to 20 or higher. No exceptions.'''
#Now hit send
#Use the GPS in your hand. This will give you a list of GPS's. Look for the one that is in a different room than the others.
#Write down the coordinates somewhere
#To calculate the distance the GPS traveled, we use the following equation


[[File:Telescience gps distance equation.png]]
We use 185 and 97 because the telepad is located at 185,97.
#Write down that distance somewhere
==Step 2==
'''Now this next part requires some math and a calculator supporting square roots and inverse trigonometric functions, specifically asin() and atan().''' If you're incapable of math, ask yourself what the hell are you doing in the Research Division of the most high-tech space station ever built, and apply to [[Head of Personnel]] for the [[Clown]]'s job.
'''Now this next part requires some math and a calculator supporting square roots and inverse trigonometric functions, specifically asin() and atan().''' If you're incapable of math, ask yourself what the hell are you doing in the Research Division of the most high-tech space station ever built, and apply to [[Head of Personnel]] for the [[Clown]]'s job.