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[[File:Wizardship.jpg|250px|thumb|alt=Wizard's Ship|The Wizard's Ship]]<br>
[[File:Wizardship.jpg|250px|thumb|alt=Wizard's Ship|The Wizard's Ship]]<br>
Crew members of SS13, I offer you my sincerest greetings. My name is of no matter, but if you must call me something, you may call me The QuarterWizard. I would like to inform you that I am the noble leader of the Wizards Federation.
Crew members of SS13, I offer you my sincerest greetings. My name is of no matter, but if you must call me something, you may call me The Quarter Wizard. I would like to inform you that I am the noble leader of the Wizards Federation.


You may be wondering, ''"Why, why mighty QuarterWizard, why do you send wizards to the station to destroy us all?"''
You may be wondering, ''"Why, why mighty Quarter Wizard, why do you send wizards to the station to destroy us all?"''


Well, denizen of the station, it's quite simple really: One or more of your crew has angered our magical Federation, and now you will all pay the price.
Well, denizen of the station, it's quite simple really: One or more of your crew has angered our magical Federation, and now you will all pay the price.


If you're lucky enough to only have certain members of the crew anger us, like that geneticist who once claimed that us magical folk are merely "products of genetics research", then you're more than likely to survive, assuming you give our wizard the means to escape early on. If not, well... Not even I, the mighty QuarterWizard can guarantee your safety. We train our wizards to be masters of many spells, so there is no saying how exactly you will succumb to our mighty wizards.
If you're lucky enough to only have certain members of the crew anger us, like that geneticist who once claimed that us magical folk are merely "products of genetics research", then you're more than likely to survive, assuming you give our wizard the means to escape early on. If not, well... Not even I, the mighty Quarter Wizard can guarantee your safety. We train our wizards to be masters of many spells, so there is no saying how exactly you will succumb to our mighty wizards.


But, for you lesser beings, I have archived a list of our most common spells, so as to assist you simpletons in identifying just how skilled and varied our wizards can be. [[File:Wizhat.PNG]]
But, for you lesser beings, I have archived a list of our most common spells, so as to assist you simpletons in identifying just how skilled and varied our wizards can be. [[File:Wizhat.PNG]]
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