Surgery

All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the Operating Theatre, along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only medical doctors and the Chief Medical Officer can perform advanced surgery.

Surgical Tools

Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.

Surgical Procedures

For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.

General

Step 1:   Place the patient onto the operating table.

  • If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced.

Step 1.5:   Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)

Step 2:   Switch to help intent.

Step 3:   Aim at the appropriate body part (Important!)

Step 4:     Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.

Step 5:   Do the surgery.

Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out.

  Appendectomy  

If it's useless, tear it out.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's groin.   Bedsheet
Step 3:   Scalpel: cut the skin.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 4:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 5:   Retractor: retract tissue.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 6:   Scalpel: sever the appendix.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 7:   Bare hands: pull out the appendix.
Step 8:   Cautery: seal the wound.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)
  • Cures appendicitis
  • Prevents it in the future, too

  Brain Removal  

The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's head.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 4:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5:   Saw: saw through the skull.   Hatchet (35%)   Butcher's Knife (25%)   Arm blade (75%)
Step 6:   Hemostat: extract the brain.   Crowbar (55%)

Putting a brain back in:

Step 1:   Place the patient onto the operating table.

Step 2:   Cram their brain back into their skull.

Step 3:   Usually, you take the body to be cloned.

  Xenomorph variant File:MMI alien.png

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's head.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Saw: saw through the skull.   Hatchet (35%)   Butcher's Knife (25%)   Arm blade (75%)
Step 3:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 4:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5:   Saw: saw through the skull.   Hatchet (35%)   Butcher's Knife (25%)   Arm blade (75%)
Step 6:   Hemostat: extract the brain.   Crowbar (55%)

  Cavity Implant  

My god, he's a ticking timebomb!

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 2:   Drapes over the patient's chest.   Bedsheet
Step 3:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 4:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 5:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 6:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 7:   Place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.
Step 8:   Cautery: seal the wound.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)
  • Tiny and small items can be implanted
  • Implanting a flashlight allows you to use it

Eye Surgery

Fixing blindness.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's eyes.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)  Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 5:   Hemostat: fix the patient's eyes.   Screwdriver (45%)   Pen (25%)
Step 6:   Cautery: mend the incision.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)
  • This fixes all damage done to eyes, except genetic.
  • Failing the step 5 will cause 100 brain damage to the patient.

Gender Reassignment

For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's groin.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 4:   Scalpel: reshape the patient's... body.   Hatchet (50%)   Wirecutters (35%)
***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the scalpel acts as a giant syringe in this case.
Step 5:   Cautery: mend the incision.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)
Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional)
  • Failing step 4 will make patient's gender ambiguous

  Implant Removal  

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over patient's chest.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 4:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5:   Hemostat: extract the implant.   Crowbar (65%)
Step 6:   Cautery: seal the wound.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)
  • Extracts loyalty, tracking, chemical, explosive implants and such.

  Limb Augmentation  

We can rebuild him... We have the technology.

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 0: Create the cyborg limb(s) using an exosuit fabricator.
Step 1:   Drapes over the limb you want to augment.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 4:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5:   Scalpel: sever the muscles.   Wirecutters (55%)
Step 6:   Saw: cut through the bone.   Hatchet (35%)   Butcher's Knife (25%)   Arm blade (75%)
Step 7: Cyborg limb: augment the limb.
  • The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
  • Augmenting torso heals appendicitis and removes xeno larva.
  • Robot limbs are tougher. They need welding to "heal" brute damage and wires for burn.

  Lipoplasty  

Why did I eat three whole pizzas?

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's chest.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   Wirecutters (60%)   Cable (15%)
Step 4:   Saw: cut up the fat.   Hatchet (35%)   Butcher's Knife (25%)
Step 5:   Retractor: remove the fat.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 6:   Cautery: seal the wound.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)

Plastic Surgery

I need to disappear forever!

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's head.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4:   Scalpel: alter the patient's appearance.   Kitchen knife (50%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5:   Cautery: seal the wound.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)
  • Can also be used to restore damaged, unrecognisable face, in which case it won't chance appearance.

  Xenomorph Removal  

GET IT OUT OF ME!!

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the patient's chest.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   Screwdriver (45%)   Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4:   Saw: cut through the bone.   Hatchet (35%)   Butcher's Knife (25%)   Arm blade (75%)
Step 5:   Hemostat: pull out the larva.   Spade (65%) File:Minihoe.png (50%)   (35%)
Step 6:   Cautery: seal the wound.   Welding tool (70%)   Lighter (45%)   Match (20%)

  Slime Core Removal  

Procedure Ghetto analogues
Step 1:   Drapes over the slime's body.   Bedsheet
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 3:   Scalpel: make an incision again.   Kitchen knife (65%)   Shard (45%)
Step 4:   Saw: extract the core.   Crowbar (100%)
  • Step 4 must be repeated for every core if slime has several.
  • Mostly obsolete with existence of slime grinder, but still possible.