Official:Contraband

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This is a collection of all goods and imports that Nanotrasen has deemed to be illegal or contraband in nature. It is to be used in direct correlation with the Contraband law.

General Contraband

Things found under the floor plating in smuggler's satchels or supply crates.

Image Item
  random rolled-up contraband poster, listed below
  pack of cannabis seeds
  pack of rainbow weed seeds
  pack of lifeweed seeds
  suspicious pill bottle containing "yellow pills"
  suspicious pill bottle containing "happy pills"
  suspicious pill bottle containing "sunshine pills"
  suspicious pill bottle containing "smooth pills"
  suspicious pill bottle containing "stimulant pills" (not actual stimulant)
  suspicious looking deck of cards
  [MOVE ALONG CITIZEN] extra-strong absinthe
  tacticool turtleneck
  pack of syndicate cigarettes
  Shady Jim's Super Slims packet
  syndicate mask
  gold necklace
  Donksoft Toy Vendor restocking unit

Contraband Imports

Imports from Supply obtained by hacking or emagging a supply console.

Crate Name Contents
  Biker Gang Kit 1x all terrain vehicle  

1x key  
1x leather overcoat  
1x black gloves  
1x softcap  
1x skull bandana  

  Special Ops Supplies 1x box of EMP grenades  

3x smoke bomb  
1x sleepy pen  
1x incendiary grenade  

  Standard Justice Enforcer Crate 1x helmet of justice  

1x security gas mask  

  Russian Surplus Crate Ten random items:

1x ration pack  
1x stripper clip (7.62mm) (5 shots)  
1x ammo box containing 7x stripper clip (7.62mm) (35 shots)  
1x russian vest  
1x russian helmet  
1x russian shoes  
1x combat gloves  
1x advanced military tracksuit  
1x soviet uniform  
1x russian balaclava  
1x battle ushanka  
1x russian battle coat  
1x Mosin Nagant  
1x Mosin Nagant  

  High-yield Clown-grade Cream Pie Crate 1x duffel bag filled with cream pies  
  Butterflies Crate 1x box of butterflies  
  Chocobo Crate 1x chocobo  
  Contraband Crate See above
  Foam Force Pistols Crate 2x foam force pistol  

2x foam force pistol magazine, loaded with foam darts  

  Hilarious Firing Pin Crate 1x hilarious firing pin (makes guns honk instead of shoot)  
  Laser Tag Firing Pins Crate 1x box of laser tag firing pins (guns only firable when wearing same color laser tag armor)  

Hacked Vendor Goods

Goods purchased from illegally modified vending machines.

Item Name Vendor Can be obtained legally?
  Thirteen Loko   Soda No
  Shambler's Juice   Soda No
  Sprited Cranberry   Soda No
  Buzz Fuzz   Soda No
  Syndi-cakes   Snack No
  Ice Cup   Coffee Bar Vendor
  Knife   Sustenance Kitchen
  Coffee   Sustenance Coffee Vendor
  Emergency oxygen tank   Sustenance Yes
  Breath mask   Sustenance Yes
  Timer   Vendomat Autolathe
  Voice Analyzer   Vendomat Autolathe
  Health Sensor   Vendomat Autolathe
  E-Cigarette   Cigarette No
  Butcher's Cleaver   Chef No
  Frying Pan   Chef No
  Judge's robe   AutoDrobe Courtroom
  Powdered wig   AutoDrobe Courtroom
  Wand of Nothing   AutoDrobe Mime, Cargo
  Black gar glasses   AutoDrobe No
  Blindfold   AutoDrobe Medical
  Muzzle   AutoDrobe Medical
  Ratvar plushie   ChapDrobe Arcade, Clerk, Bar
  Nar'Sie plushie   ChapDrobe Arcade, Clerk, Bar
  Medieval Jew hat   ChapDrobe No
  Robes of the Honkmother   ChapDrobe No
  Hat of the Honkmother   ChapDrobe No
  Goat pope hat   ChapDrobe No
  Duke Purple tea   Bar Coffee Vendor
  Fernet Bronca   Bar No
  Potato battery   EngiVend Beepsky, Botany
  Budget insulated gloves   YouTool Tool Storage
  Toxin pill   Medical Chemistry
  Morphine pill   Medical Chemistry
  Charcoal pill   Medical Chemistry
  Box of hugs   Medical Clown
  Radium bottle   Genetics Chemistry
  Mutagen bottle   Genetics Chemistry
  Gorilla cube   Genetics No
  Ammonia bottle   NutriMax Chemistry
  Diethylamine bottle   NutriMax Chemistry
  Strange seeds   MegaSeed Cargo
  Foam force crossbow   DonkToy Arcade
  Donksoft SMG   DonkToy No
  Donksoft LMG   DonkToy No
  Replica Katana   DonkToy Arcade
  Double-bladed toy sword   DonkToy Arcade
  Fudge die   Game No
  Psychedelic jumpsuit   Clerk Arcade
  Golden violin   Clerk No
  Budget insulated gloves   Clerk Tool Storage
  Airlock painter   Clerk Autolathe

Hacked Autolathe Items

Objects that can be obtained by enabling illegal procedures on an autolathe. Note that most objects can be obtained in other ways, such as cargo or specified below.

Item Name Can be obtained legally?
  Electropack Security
  Industrial Welding Tool Engineering
  Rapid Construction Device (RCD) Engineering
  Rapid Pipe Dispenser (RPD) Atmospherics
  Handcuffs Security
  Modular Receiver No
  Shotgun Slug Security
  Buckshot Shell Security
  Shotgun Dart Security
  Incendiary Slug Security
  Foam Riot Dart No
  .357 Bullet No
  Foam Riot Dart Box No
  Ammo Box (10mm) No
  Ammo Box (.45) No
  Ammo Box (9mm) No
  Extended-Capacity Emergency Oxygen Tank Engineering
  Plasmaman Belt Tank Plasmaman or any protolathe
  Tinfoil Hat ???
  Butcher's Cleaver No

Contraband Posters

Posters that have been deemed too dangerous, heretical, or otherwise spreading enemy propaganda.

Poster Name Description
  Free Tonto A salvaged shred of a much larger flag, colors bled together and faded from age.
  Atmosia Declaration of Independence A relic of a failed rebellion.
  Fun Police A poster condemning the station's security forces.
  Lusty Xenomorph A heretical poster depicting the titular star of an equally heretical book.
  Syndicate Recruitment See the galaxy! Shatter corrupt megacorporations! Join today!
  Clown Honk.
  Smoke A poster advertising a rival corporate brand of cigarettes.
  Grey Tide A rebellious poster symbolizing assistant solidarity.
  Missing Gloves This poster references the uproar that followed Nanotrasen's financial cuts toward insulated-glove purchases.
  Hacking Guide This poster details the internal workings of the common Nanotrasen airlock. Sadly, it appears out of date.
  RIP Badger This seditious poster references Nanotrasen's genocide of a space station full of badgers.
  Ambrosia Vulgaris This poster is lookin' pretty trippy man.
  Donut Corp. This poster is an unauthorized advertisement for Donut Corp.
  EAT. This poster promotes rank gluttony.
  Tools This poster looks like an advertisement for tools, but is in fact a subliminal jab at the tools at CentCom.
  Power A poster that positions the seat of power outside Nanotrasen.
  Space Cube Ignorant of Nature's Harmonic 6 Side Space Cube Creation, the Spacemen are Dumb, Educated Singularity Stupid and Evil.
  Communist State All hail the Communist party!
  Lamarr This poster depicts Lamarr. Probably made by a traitorous Research Director.
  Borg Fancy Being fancy can be for any borg, they just need a suit.
  Borg Fancy v2 Borg Fancy. Now only taking the most fancy.
  Kosmicheskaya Stantsiya 13 Does Not Exist A poster mocking CentCom's denial of the existence of the derelict station near Space Station 13.
  Rebels Unite A poster urging the viewer to rebel against Nanotrasen.
  C-20r A poster advertising the Scarborough Arms C-20r.
  Have a Puff Who cares about lung cancer when you're high as a kite?
  Revolver Because seven shots are all you need.
  D-Day Promo A promotional poster for some rapper.
  Syndicate Pistol A poster advertising syndicate pistols as being 'classy as fuck'. It is covered in faded gang tags.
  Energy Swords All the colors of the bloody murder rainbow.
  Red Rum Looking at this poster makes you want to kill.
  CC 64K Ad The latest portable computer from Comrade Computing, with a whole 64kB of RAM!
  Punch Shit Fight things for no reason, like a man!
  The Griffin The Griffin commands you to be the worst you can be. Will you?
  Lizard This lewd poster depicts a lizard preparing to mate.
  Free Drone This poster commemorates the bravery of the rogue drone; once exiled, and then ultimately destroyed by CentCom.
  Busty Backdoor Xeno Babes 6 Get a load, or give, of these all natural Xenos!
  Robust Softdrinks Robust Softdrinks: More robust than a toolbox to the head!
  Shambler's Juice ~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~
  Pwr Game The POWER that gamers CRAVE! In partnership with Vlad's Salad.
  Sun-Kist Drink the stars!
  Space Cola Your favorite cola, in space.
  Space-Up Sucked out into space by the FLAVOR!
  Kudzu A poster advertising a movie about plants. How dangerous could they possibly be?
  Masked Men A poster advertising a movie about some masked men.
  Free Syndicate Encryption Key A poster about traitors begging for more.
File:Poster50.png A famous Spaceman Astronaut, Pilot, Engineer. What more could you want?