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{{Needs critical revision
Most of these scripts are compatable, but there are conflicts. The sequence of things is important. Definitely room for improvement. All scripts need the global '''def process_signal(sig){''' as a header and '''return sig;}''' as a footer, unless specified otherwise. e.g.:
|reason=NTSL is way out of date this needs to be updated.|user=[[User:Swissloaf|Swissloaf]] ([[User talk:Swissloaf|talk]]) 19:41, 21 August 2019 (CEST)}}


This is the NTSL script repository where you can place your scripts.
<pre>
def process_signal(sig){ // Header.
 
if(sig.source=="Zion Freeman"){ sig.job="Nerd"; } // Some script.
 
sig.source+=" ("+sig.job+")"; // More script.
 
return sig;} // Footer.
</pre>


'''[[NT_Script#Simple_Guide_to_Using_Scripts|For a guide how to use these scripts look here.]]'''
'''[[NT_Script#Simple_Guide_to_Using_Scripts|For a guide how to use these scripts look here.]]'''


==Useful Scripts==
== Useful Scripts ==
=== Job Indicator ===
=== Job Indicator ===
Jobs will appear in brackets after names.
Jobs will appear in brackets after names.


<pre>sig.source+=" ("+sig.job+")";</pre>
<pre>
sig.source+=" ("+sig.job+")";
</pre>
 
=== Abbr. Job Indicator ===
Gives abbreviations instead of full titles.
 
<pre>
//Abbr. Job Indicator - by TheDL
 
jobs=list("Admiral", "Adm", "Assistant", "Ass", "Atmospheric Technician", "Atmo", "Bartender", "Bar", "Botanist", "Hydr", "Captain", "Cap", "Cargo Technician", "Carg", "Chaplain", "Chap", "Chemist", "Chem", "Chief Engineer", "CE", "Chief Medical Officer", "CMO", "Clerk", "Clrk", "Clown", "Clwn", "Curator", "Cura", "Detective", "Det", "Geneticist", "Gene", "Head of Personnel", "HoP", "Head of Security", "HoS", "Janitor", "Jani", "Lawyer", "Law", "Librarian", "Lib", "Medical Doctor", "MD", "Mining Medic", "Medi", "Paramedic", "Para", "Psychiatrist", "Psyc", "Quartermaster", "QM", "Research Director", "RD", "Roboticist", "Robo", "Scientist", "Sci", "Security Officer", "Sec", "Shaft Miner", "Mine", "Signal Technician", "Sig", "Station Engineer", "Engi", "Tourist", "Tour", "Unassigned", "Unas", "Unknown", "Unkn", "Virologist", "Viro", "Warden", "Ward", "Personal AI", "pAI", "Default Cyborg", "DefB", "Engineering Cyborg", "EngB", "Janitor Cyborg", "JanB", "Medical Cyborg", "MedB", "Miner Cyborg", "MnrB", "Peacekeeper Cyborg", "PceB", "Security Cyborg", "SecB", "Service Cyborg", "SrvB", "Standard Cyborg", "StnB");
 
if(find(jobs,sig.job)){ sig.job=jobs[find(jobs,sig.job)+1]; }
sig.source+="["+sig.job+"]";
</pre>
 
=== Spam Jammer ===
Blocks hulkouts and tourettes ticks.


=== Arrivals Alert Modification ===
<pre>
Separates the automated arrivals messages from the AI's deliberate messages.
if(find(list("RAAAAAAAARGH!!!", "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!",
"GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!", "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!",
"AAAAAAARRRGH!!!", "CUNT", "FUCK", "PISS", "SHIT", "TITS",
"COCKSUCKER", "MOTHERFUCKER"), sig.content)){ sig.pass=0;}
</pre>


<pre>if (find($content, "has signed up as")) { //Is the message an arrival message?
  if ($job == "AI") { //Is it sent by the AI?
      $source = "Arrivals Alert System"; //Change the source of the message
  }
}</pre>


=== Anonymous Messages ===
=== Anonymous Messages ===
Messages prefixed with "/anon" will hide their sender's identity.
Messages starting with '''/anon''' will broadcast under the name "Anonymous".
 
<pre>
// Anonymous Messages - by TheDL
 
x=explode(sig.content," ");
if(x[1]=="/anon"){ sig.pass=0;
broadcast(signal(implode(x-x[1]," "), sig.freq, "Anonymous")); }
 
// This one preserves language...
 
x=explode(sig.content," ");
if(x[1]=="/anon"){ sig.pass=0;
anon=signal(implode(x-x[1]," "), sig.freq, "Anonymous");
anon.language=sig.language; broadcast(anon); }


<pre>$explodeString = explode($content, " ");
// ...this one randomizes filters, too.
if(at($explodeString, 1) ==  "/anon")
    {
      $pass = false;
      $content = substr($content, 6, length($content)+1);
      broadcast($content, $freq, "Anonymous");
    }</pre>


=== Less Annoying Job Indicator ===
x=explode(sig.content," ");
Only shows abbreviations of job titles instead of full titles.
if(x[1]=="/anon"){ sig.pass=0; a=list("italics", "robot", "sans", "yell");
anon=signal(implode(x-x[1]," "), sig.freq, "Anonymous");
n=1; while(n<length(a)){ if(prob(50)){ anon.filters+=a[n]; } n+=1; }
anon.language=sig.language; broadcast(anon); }
</pre>


<pre>def Initialize() {
=== Broadcast to All ===
$words = vector(
Messages starting with '''/all''' will be broadcasted to all departments, and common. Admins hate this, though. Expect to get bwoinked.
  "assistant", "Assnt",
 
  "captain", "Capt",
<pre>
  "head of personnel", "HoP",
// Broadcast to All - by TheDL
  "bartender", "Bar",
 
  "chef", "Chef",
x=explode(sig.content," ");
  "botanist", "Hydro",
freqs=list( 1459, 1447, 1359, 1357, 1355, 1353, 1351, 1349, 1347);
  "quartermaster", "QM",
if(x[1]=="/all"){ sig.pass=0; sig.content=implode(x-x[1]," "); n=1;
  "cargo technician", "Cargo",
while(n<=length(freqs)){ sig.freq=freqs[n]; broadcast(sig); n+=1; } }
  "shaft miner", "Miner",
</pre>
  "clown", "Clown",
 
  "mime", "Mime",
=== Broadcast to Any or All ===
  "janitor", "Jan-r",
Messages starting with a channel code will be broadcast to the corresponding department. The channel codes are '''/c''' for command, '''/e''' for engineering, '''/m''' for medical, '''/n''' for science, '''/o''' for AI private, '''/s''' for security, '''/u''' for supply, and '''/v''' for service. As above, messages starting with '''/all''' will be broadcasted to all departments, and common. Again, admins hate this. Expect to get bwoinked.
  "librarian", "Lib-n",
 
  "lawyer", "Law",
<pre>
  "chaplain", "Chapl",
// Broadcast to Any or All - by TheDL
  "chief engineer", "CE",
 
  "station engineer", "Engi",
x=explode(sig.content," ");
  "atmospheric technician", "Atmos",
freqs=list( 1459, 1447, 1359, 1357, 1355, 1353, 1351, 1349, 1347);
  "chief medical officer", "CMO",
codes=list( "/all", "/o", "/s", "/e", "/m", "/c", "/n", "/v", "/u");
  "medical doctor", "MD",
if(find(codes,x[1])){ n=find(codes,x[1]); sig.content=implode(x-x[1]," ");
  "chemist", "Chem",
if(codes[n]!="/all"){ sig.freq=freqs[n]; } else{ sig.pass=0; n=1;
  "geneticist", "G-tic",
   while(n<=length(freqs)){ sig.freq=freqs[n]; broadcast(sig); n+=1; } } }
  "virologist", "Viro",
</pre>
  "research director", "RD",
 
  "scientist", "Sci",
 
  "roboticist", "Robo",
=== Phrase Toggle ===
  "head of security", "HoS",
Enable or disable a script using a phrase. Any phrase can be used. Add the script to be toggled where indicated. User restricted, message blocked. Remove '''&&sig.source=="Your Name"''' to let anyone use it. Remove '''sig.pass=0;''' to not block the message.
  "warden", "Ward",
 
  "detective", "D-tiv",
<pre>
  "security officer", "Sec",
// Phrase Toggle - By TheDL
  "ai", "AI",
 
  "cyborg", "Borg",
toggle="Phrase"; if(find(sig.content,toggle)&& sig.source=="Your Name"){
  "personal ai", "pAI",
sig.pass=0; if(mem(toggle)!=1){ mem(toggle,1); } else{ mem(toggle,0); } }
    );
if(mem(toggle)==1){
   
// Insert script here.
    $index = 1;
   while($index <= length($words))
{
  $key = at($words, $index);
  $value = at($words, $index+1);
  mem($key,$value);
  $index += 2;
}
}
}
</pre>
=== Pun Pun Teller ===
Say '''/pun''' to have the Ghost of Pun Pun tell an awful pun!
<pre>
// Pun Pun Teller - by TheDL
exp=explode(sig.content," ");
if(exp[1]=="/pun"){ sig.pass=0;
broadcast(signal(pick("Did you hear about the guy that got cut in half? Don't worry, he's all right now.", "I started a business selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof!", "Why don't thieves get puns? Because they take things literally.", "My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Awful.", "A man entered ten puns in a pun contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."),sig.freq,"The Ghost of Pun Pun"));}
</pre>
== Annoying and Malicious Scripts ==
=== _ the Hedgehog ===
_ the Hedgehog exclaims: "_ Gotta go fast!"
<pre>
sig.source+=" the Hedgehog";
sig.content+=" Gotta go fast!";
sig.filters=list("italics");
</pre>
=== Auto Tourettes ===
Two versions. First replaces all of a random word in every message. Second randomly replaces entire messages, '''prob()''' being the percent chance of this. Use '''prob(100)''' to replace all messages.
<pre>
// Auto Tourettes, for random words...
sig.content=replace(sig.content,pick(explode(sig.content," ")),pick("SHIT", "FUCK", "COCKSUCKER", "BULLSHIT", "CUNT", "MOTHERFUCKER"));
// ...or random messages.
if(prob(20)){ sig.content=pick("SHIT", "FUCK", "COCKSUCKER", "BULLSHIT", "CUNT", "MOTHERFUCKER");}
</pre>
=== HONK! ===
Replace every word of every message with HONK!
<pre>
sig.content=repeat("HONK! ",length(explode(sig.content," "))-1);
sig.content=substr(sig.content, 1, length(sig.content));
</pre>
=== La Revolution! ===
Prevents heads of staff from using the radio.
<pre>
if(find(list("Captain", "Chief Engineer", "Chief Medical Officer", "Head of Personnel", "Head of Security", "Research Director"), sig.job)){ sig.pass=0;}
</pre>
=== No Shuttle Calls ===
Blocks messages containing any of the words on the list.
<pre>
block=list("call", "shuttle", "rogue", "rouge", "malf");
n=1; while(n<=length(block)){ if(find(sig.content,block[n])){ sig.pass=0; } n+=1; }
</pre>
=== Forced Singing ===
Replaces messages with lyrics, in this case those of Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. Say '''/sing Full Name''' to toggle a specific person. Say '''/sing all''' to toggle everyone. Say '''/sing pause''' to pause or unpause the singing.
<pre>
// Forced Singing - by TheDL
song=list("Some things in life are bad,", "They can really make you mad.", "Other things just make you swear and curse.", "When you're chewing on life's gristle,", "Don't grumble, give a whistle!", "And this'll help things turn out for the best...", "And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the light side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "If life seems jolly rotten,", "There's something you've forgotten,", "And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.", "When you're feeling in the dumps,", "Don't be silly, chumps!", "Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!", "And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the light side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "For life is quite absurd,", "And death's the final word.", "You must always face the curtain with a bow.", "Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin.", "Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow!", "So... always look on the bright side of death, tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Just before you draw your terminal breath, tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Life's a piece of shit,", "When you look at it.", "Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.", "You'll see it's all a show,", "Keep 'em laughing as you go.", "Just remember that the last laugh is on you.", "And, always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Come on guys, cheer up!", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Worse things happen at sea, you know.", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "I mean, what you got to lose, you know? You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing. What you lost? Nothing!", "Always look on the right side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum.", "Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say?", "Always look on the bright side of life... tudum, tudu-tudu-tudum...");
x=explode(sig.content," ");
y=mem("singers"); n=mem("lyrics");
if(y==null){ y=list(); y-=y[1]; mem("singers",y); }
if(n==null|| n>length(song)){ n=1; mem("lyrics",n); }
if(x[1]=="/sing"&& sig.source=="Your Name"){
sig.pass=0; x=implode(x-x[1]," ");
if(!find(y,x)){ y+=x; } else{ y-=x; } mem("singers",y); }
if(find(y,sig.source)|| find(y,"all")){ if(!find(y,"pause")){
  sig.pass=1; sig.content=song[n]; n+=1; mem("lyrics",n); } }
</pre>
=== Selective Mute ===
Say '''/mute Full Name''' to mute (or unmute) people. Use proper case and spelling. Say '''/muted''' to broadcast the list of people being muted. Should choose a channel other than '''1459''', though. Alternatively, omit broadcast entirely. Users restricted.
<pre>
// Selective Mute - by TheDL
x=explode(sig.content," ");
users=list("Your Name", "Zion Freeman", "Et Cetera");
if(mem("mute")==null){ m=list(); m-=m[1]; mem("mute",m); }
m=mem("mute"); if(find(users,sig.source)){
if(find(list("/mute", "/muted"),x[1])){ sig.pass=0;
  if(x[1]=="/mute"){ x=implode(x-x[1]," ");
  if(!find(m,x)){ m+=x; } else{ m-=x; } mem("mute",m); }
  else{ broadcast(signal(implode(m,", ")+".",1459)); } } }
if(find(m,sig.source)){ sig.pass=0; }
// Without broadcasting.
x=explode(sig.content," ");
users=list("Your Name", "Zion Freeman", "Et Cetera");
if(mem("mute")==null){ m=list(); m-=m[1]; mem("mute",m); }
m=mem("mute"); if(find(users,sig.source)&& x[1]=="/mute"){
sig.pass=0; x=implode(x-x[1]," ");
if(!find(m,x)){ m+=x; } else{ m-=x; } mem("mute",m); }
if(find(m,sig.source)){ sig.pass=0; }
</pre>
=== Simple Voice Synth ===
Say '''/voice N_ame J_ob Message''' to broadcast a message with a false identity. Use underscores for spaces in names or titles, and correct spelling and capitalization. Users restricted.
<br>e.g.: Et Cetera exclaims: "/voice Is-a-Lizard Cargo_Technician I confess!"
<br>e.g.: [Common] Is-a-Lizard (Cargo Technician) exclaims: "I confess!"
<br>e.g.: Et Cetera says: "/voice Hugh_Man Head_of_Security Arrest the lizard."
<br>e.g.: [Common] Hugh Man (Head of Security) says: "Arrest the lizard."
<pre>
// Simple Voice Synth - by TheDL
x=explode(sig.content," ");
users=list("Your Name", "Zion Freeman", "Et Cetera");
if(find(users,sig.source)&& x[1]=="/voice"){
sig.source=replace(x[2],"_"," "); sig.uuid=sig.source;
sig.job=replace(x[3],"_"," "); x.Cut(1,4);
sig.content=implode(x," "); }
</pre>
== Useful Snippets and Functions ==
=== Quickcast ===
A broadcast function with a short name and predefined signal. Saves a lot of typing.
<br>Change the specifics, or remove them. Defaults to '''1459'''.
<pre>
// Quickcast, and avoid the hassle.
def qc(x){ broadcast(signal(x,1459,"Name","Job")); }
// Optional command volume. Use loud($) or loud($,1)
def loud(x,y){ z=signal(x); if(y==1){ z.filters=list("command_headset"); } broadcast(z); }
</pre>
=== Modulo ===
Returns the remainder of '''x/y'''. Good to six digits.
<pre>
// Modulo, for numbers in either sign...
def mod(x,y) { z=1; if(x/y<0) { z=-1; } return x-(floor((x/y)*z)*z)*y; }
// ...or, for positive numbers only.


if(mem("initialized") != 1)
def mod(x,y) { return x-floor(x/y)*y; }
{
</pre>
Initialize();
mem("initialized", 1);
}


$foo = "";
=== Digital Root ===
$joblow = lower($job);
Returns the digital root of '''x'''. Good to six digits. Ignores decimals.


if(mem($joblow)) { $foo = mem($joblow); }
<pre>
else { $foo = substr($job, 1, 6); }
// Digital root, for answers in either sign...


if (!find($source, "Unknown") && $job != "No id" && !find($source, " (as ")) {
def dig(x){ if(x!=0){ y=1; if(x<0){ y=-1; } x-=(floor((x/9)*y)*y)*9; if(x==0){ x=9*y; } } return x; }
$source = $source + " [" + $foo + "]"; }</pre>


===Selective Mute ===
// ...or, for positive answers only.
Mute and unmute people merely by saying "/mute FULL NAME" the name has to be capitalized and spelled properly.<br>
Authorizes by one or more sources, but could be configured for a password if you really wanted to.<br>
Great for traitor AIs who don't want their victim screaming about the oxygen siphoning!


<pre>//recursive implode function, takes a vector and
def dig(x){ if(x!=0){ if(x<0){ x=x*-1; } x-=floor(x/9)*9; if(x==0){ x=9; } } return x; }
//combines each member into a string with a space to separate
</pre>
//by perogi
def implode($vector)
{
  $str = at($vector, 1);
  remove($vector, $str);
  if(length($vector) > 0)  
  {
      $str += " ";
      $str += implode($vector);
  }
  return $str;
}
//mute and unmute function
//use: type /mute or /unmute then the name of the person exactly as it is spelled
//by perogi


$exp = explode($content, " ");
=== Log Base ===
NTSL's '''log()''' function is actually ''natural log'', base ''e'', not the typical base 10. This function here returns the log of '''x''' in base '''y'''. Null '''y''' defaults to 10. '''logb(x,E)''' gives natural log, too. Positive numbers only.


if($source == "YOUR NAME HERE") //only the name in this line can use script
<pre>
{
def logb(x,y){ if(y==null){ y=10; } x=log(x)*(1/log(y)); return x; }
</pre>


  if(at($exp, 1) == "/mute")
=== Digit Length ===
  {
Returns the number of digits in '''x'''. Whole numbers only.
      remove($exp, "/mute");
      $name = implode($exp);
      $pass = 0;
      mem($name,$name);
  }
 
  if(at($exp,1) == "/unmute")
  {
      $pass = 0;
      remove($exp, "/unmute");
      $muteremove = implode($exp);
      mem($muteremove, 0);
  }
}
//checks if source is muted
//possible to get around mute by taking off ID and being unknown, hence why unknowns are all blocked
if($source == mem($source) || $source == "Unknown")
{
  $pass = 0;
}</pre>


===Horrible Pun Teller===
<pre>
This tells horrible puns. It only has 5 example puns but if you wish you can add more in the pick() list.
def lengthn(x){ if(x<0){ x=x*-1; } x=log(x)*(1/log(10)); return floor(x)+1; }
</pre>


<pre>$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
== Outdated Scripts ==
if(at($expld1, 1) == "/pun")
{
broadcast(pick("When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.", "History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.", "What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite  song? “Lien On Me“.", "Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.", "My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people."), 1459, "Automated Pun Teller", "Horrible Jokes Ahoy");
}</pre>


===English To Mid-evil Translator===
===English To Mid-evil Translator===
Line 446: Line 580:
}
}


}</pre>
=== Spam Removal ===
To remove radio clutter when there's too many hulks and/or tourettes. Filters them out.
<pre>$npass = 1;
if ($content == "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!" || $content == "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!" || $content == "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!" || $content == "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!" || $content == "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!") {
  $npass = 0;
}
if ($content == "CUNT" || $content == "SHIT" || $content == "FUCK" || $content == "COCKSUCKER" || $content == "TITS" || $content == "MOTHERFUCKER") {
  $npass = 0;
}
if (mem($source) == $content) {
  $npass = 0;
}
if (mem($source) != $content) {
  mem($source, $content);
}
$space = 1;
while ($space) {
  $space = 0;
  $init = substr($content, 1, 2);
  if ($init == " ") {
    $space = 1;
    $content = substr($content, 2, length($content)+1);
  }
}
$firstchar = substr($content, 1, 2);
if ($firstchar == lower($firstchar)) {
  $firstchar = upper($firstchar);
}
$content = $firstchar + substr($content, 2, length($content)+1);
$end = substr($content, length($content), length($content)+1);
if ($end != "." && $end != "!" && $end != "?") {
  $content += ".";
}
if ($content == upper($content)) {
  $content = lower($content);
  $init = upper(substr($content, 1, 2));
  $seq = substr($content, 2, length($content)+1);
  $content = $init + $seq;
}
$pass = 0;
if ($npass && $job != "Cyborg" && $job != "AI") {
  broadcast($content, $freq, $source, $job);
}</pre>
=== All Channel Communication for the AI ===
To ease the AI's way of communicating to each department separately.
<pre>//Usage: Set private to speaker/mic, set public to speaker only, use "sBlah" for sec etc, upload everywhere
if (mem("init") != 1) {
  $freqs = vector("1359", "s", "1357", "e", "1355", "m", "1353", "c", "1351", "n", "1347", "u", "1349", "v");
  $index = 1;
  while ($index <= length($freqs)) {
      $tfreq = at($freqs, $index);
      $tid = at($freqs, $index + 1);
      mem($tfreq, $tid);
      mem($tid, $tfreq);
      $index += 2;
  }
  mem("init", 1);
}
$clen = length($content) + 1;
$first = substr($content, 1, 2);
$rest = substr($content, 2, $clen);
$freqs = tostring($freq);
if ($freq == 1447 && $job == "AI" && mem($first)) {
  $tfreq = mem($first);
  broadcast($rest, $tfreq, $source, $job);
} elseif ($freq == 1447 && $job == "AI") {
  broadcast($content, 1459, $source, $job);
} elseif (mem($freqs)) {
  $tid = mem($freqs);
  broadcast("["+$tid+"]"+$content, 1447, $source, $job);
}</pre>
== Useful Malicious Scripts ==
=== Tourretes Syndrome ===
'''Purpose:''' To annoy the station/make everything think that the station has Tourettes.
$explodeContent = explode($content, " ");
$wordReplace = pick($explodeContent);
$content = replace($content, $wordReplace, pick("SHIT", "FUCK", "COCKSUCKER", "BULLSHIT", "CUNT", "MOTHERFUCKER"));
=== HONK ===
'''Purpose:''' HONK
$explodeVector = explode($content, " ");
$tempString = "HONK! ";
$content = repeat($tempString, length($explodeVector)-1);
=== Rogue-Be-Gone ===
'''Purpose:''' To delay the crew knowing about you being rogue.
if(find(lower($content), "rogue") || find(lower($content), "roug"))
{
$pass = false;
}
=== No Shuttle, No Problems ===
'''Purpose:''' To stop the crew begging for a shuttle. (It's a copy+pasta)
if(find(lower($content), "shuttle") || find(lower($content), "call"))
{
$pass = false;
}
=== Viva La Revolution! ===
'''Purpose:''' To help disorganize the heads during a rev, they won't be able to make orders over the radio!
if(find($job, vector("Captain", "Head of Security", "Head of Personnel", "Chief Engineer", "Chief Medical Officer", "Research Director")))
{
$pass = false;
}
=== Remove Activation ===
'''Purpose:''' Have a script you don't want on all the time? Well lucky for you<br>
there's a way to overcome that. Say on the radio the hidden passphrase, of your choice,<br>
and you can enable or disable any script that you have between the if statement.<br>
<br>
'''Protip:''' The phrase will not broadcast on the radio. It doesn't matter how you say it, as long as you say that single word.
$passphrase = "cheezit!";
if(find($content, $passphrase))
{
$pass = 0;
if(mem($passphrase) == 1)
{
mem($passphrase, 0);
}
else
{
mem($passphrase, 1);
}
}
if(mem($passphrase) == 1)
{
// Insert code here. I recommend putting the annoying code here (Tourettes & HONK)
// so you can tease the station. Ideally, put it in a function.
}
=== Voice Synthesizer ===
'''Purpose:''' To trick the crew into thinking you are a high ranking officer.<br>
Such possible scenarios include: Framing your target by admitting to murder on radio,<br>
ordering the AI to call the shuttle to make your escape, pretend to be the Captain and get<br>
the crew very mad.<br>
<br>
'''How to use:''' /voice <First_Name> <Last_Name> <Job_Title> <Content><br>
<br>
'''Things to look out for:'''<br>
*The AI being smart and realizing it is a fake message.
*Other crew members discovering that it is a fake message by the italics that the fake voice has.
<br>
$explodeVec = explode($content, " ");
if(length($explodeVec) > 4)
{
$userCmd = at($explodeVec, 1);
if($userCmd == "/voice")
{
$newSource = at($explodeVec, 2) + " " + at($explodeVec, 3);
$newJob = at($explodeVec, 4);
$newContent = substr($content, length(" " + $userCmd + " " + $newSource + " " + $newJob + " "), length($content)+1);
$content = $newContent;
$job = $newJob;
$source = $newSource;
}
}
=== Choreographed Always Look on the Bright Side of Life ===
<pre>
//to bring some joy to a station in dire need just say "/happy all" over general radio
//to bring joy to a single person one just needs to say "/happy [insert downer]"
//remember to fill the authority slot with your name
//and as always capitalisation is important
$authority ="[insert name here]";
$Bright = vector("Some things in life are bad,They can really make you mad","Other things just make you swear and curse.","When you're chewing on life's gristle ","Don't grumble, give a whistle","And this'll help things turn out for the best...","And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the light side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","If life seems jolly rotten","There's something you've forgotten","And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.","When you're feeling in the dumps","Don't be silly, chumps!","Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.","And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the light side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","For life is quite absurd","And death's the final word","You must always face the curtain with a bow.","Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin","Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.","So always look on the bright side of death tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Just before you draw your terminal breath tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Life's a piece of shit","When you look at it","Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.","You'll see it's all a show","Keep 'em laughing as you go","Just remember that the last laugh is on you.","And always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Come on guys, cheer up!","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Worse things happen at sea, you know.","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","I mean - what have you got to lose?","You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.What have you lost? Nothing!","Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum");
def implode($vector)
{
        $str = at($vector, 1);
        remove($vector, $str);
        if(length($vector) > 0)
        {
                $str += " ";
                $str += implode($vector);
        }
        return $str;
}
if (mem("Happy") == mem("invalid"))
{
        mem("Happy","0");
}
if($source == $authority)
{
        if(at(explode($content, " "), 1) == "/happy")
        {
                $vec = explode($content, " ");
                remove($vec, "/happy");
                $name = implode($vec);         
                $pass = 0;
                mem($name,$name);
        }
        if(at(explode($content, " "),1) == "/unhappy")
        {
                $pass = 0;
                $vec = explode($content, " ");
                remove($vec, "/unhappy");
                $temp = implode($vec);
                mem($temp, 0);
        }     
}
if ("all" == mem("all"))
{
        $temp = mem("Happy");
        $count = tonum($temp);
        $content = at($Bright,$count);
        $count = $count +1;
        $temp2 = length($Bright);
        if ($count > $temp2)
        {
                $count = 1;
        }
        $temp3 = tostring($count);
        mem("Happy",$temp3);
}
if($source == mem($source))
{
        $output = implode($Bright);
        $content = $output;
}
if ($pass == 0 && $job =="AI")
{
        $pass = 1;
        $content = "beep";
}</pre>
}</pre>


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Copy and paste this into the def Initialize() block in the [[#English_To_Pirate_Translator|English to Pirate -translator]]. You can also change words within the "" to suit any other needs like making "blood rune" to "retard". Be sure to go into other comm channels, copy/paste and set active for maximum evil laughter.
Copy and paste this into the def Initialize() block in the [[#English_To_Pirate_Translator|English to Pirate -translator]]. You can also change words within the "" to suit any other needs like making "blood rune" to "retard". Be sure to go into other comm channels, copy/paste and set active for maximum evil laughter.
<pre>
<pre>
$words = vector("scripts", "clown",
$words = vector("scripts", "clown", "storage", "brig",
"storage", "brig",
"maintenance", "bar", "main", "escape", "sec", "medbay",
"maintenance", "bar",
"brig", "arrivals", "cargo", "engineering", "science", "security",
"main", "escape",
"bar", "vacant", "chapel", "bridge", "dorms", "locker room",
"sec", "medbay",
"office", "donuts", "upload", "ass", "solars", "escape",
"brig", "arrivals",
"core", "heart", "engineering", "botany", "locker room", "science");
"cargo", "engineering",
"science", "security",
"bar", "vacant",
"chapel", "bridge",
"dorms", "locker room",
"office", "donuts",
"upload", "ass",
"solars", "escape",
"core", "heart",
"engineering", "botany",
"locker room", "science");
</pre>
</pre>


== Useful Snippets and Functions ==
=== Implode ===
Does the opposite of Explode(). Takes a vector (1st arg) and turns it into a string with a seperator (2nd arg) in between each Vector entry.<br>
def implode($vector, $adder)
{
$returnString = "";
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($vector))
{
$at = at($vector, $index);
$toAdd = $adder;
if($index == 1)
{
$toAdd = "";
}
$returnString = $returnString + $toAdd + $at;
$index += 1;
}
return $returnString;
}
=== Broadcast All ===
Broadcasts to all the department frequencies. Takes all the regular Broadcast() arguments except for frequency.
// Broadcasts to all department frequencies, and common.
def BroadcastAll($message, $from, $occupation)
{
$frequencies = vector($command, $common, $science, $medical, $engineering, $security, $supply);
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($frequencies))
{
$thisFrequency = at($frequencies, $index);
broadcast($message, $thisFrequency, $from, $occupation);
$index += 1;
}
}
==Less-than-useful Scripts==
=== (Name) The Hedgehog ===
'''Purpose:''' I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog!<br>
<pre>
$source = $source + " The Hedgehog";
$content = $content + " Gotta go fast!";
</pre>
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