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![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]] [[Lizardmen]]

|~~A race~~ of ~~sentient reptilians~~. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.

|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.

!cUncommon

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![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]] [[Podmen]]

|~~A organic race created from Nanotrasen research~~. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that ~~plants burn exceptionally~~ well after you marched into a plasma fire.

|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.

!cRare

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 ![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
-|A race of sentient reptilians. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
+|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
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 ![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
-|A organic race created from Nanotrasen research. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that plants burn exceptionally well after you marched into a plasma fire.
+|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
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