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In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and [[Space Law|Space Law]].
In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your [[Identification card|station access]], and what you are expected or required to be doing with your time. Various jobs, such as Security postings and Command roles, have time gates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available. Additionally, due to the Human-centric nature of the corporation running [[Space Station 13]], [[Nanotrasen]], only Humans are allowed to perform as Command staff. However, in times of need and understaffing, non-Humans may be promoted into these roles by the [[Head of Personnel]] or [[Captain]].


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==Command==


== Useful Links ==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]][[File:Captain_action.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the wellbeing of the entire station. Manage your [[Heads of Staff]], and see to it that everything is functioning within parameters. Manage directives from [[Centcom#Central%20Command|Central Command]], and juggle existential threats to your life and your station. Choose this position only if you are prepared to assume ultimate responsibility within a round.,.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]][[File:HoP_Action.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Handle departmental issues and disputes. Manage the Supply and Service departments of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Utilize bureaucratic procedures to slow processes.. Protect your [[Ian|corgi, Ian]], as if he were your child. Advise the Captain where necessary, and step in as acting Captain should something happen to them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]][[File:Hos.PNG|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your [[Security Officer|Officers]] and turn them into a [[robust]] crime-stopping force. Have your [[Detective]] solve crimes. Be sure that your [[Warden]] is following proper brigging procedures. Discipline your force when their actions turn lawless. Develop strategies to fight back against whatever happens in a round.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]][[File:ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Manage the station's [[Engineering]] department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and [[Telecommunications|communications networks]]. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]][[File:ResearchDirector.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Science]] department and their variety of fields. Monitor the station's [[AI]] for signs of tampering. Breathe down your subordinate's neck as you make sure they are working hard. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, within reason.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:Cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Keep tabs on the the more hazardous divisions under your control, namely [[Chemistry]] and [[Virology]]. Combat [[Sentient Disease|sentient diseases]] as they arise. Teach your Medical Doctors how to conduct surgery properly and without error.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}


==Security==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Keep order in your Brig. Assist the [[Head of Security]] where possible.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]][[File:SecurityOfficer.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Keep the peace on the Station. Follow the orders of your superiors, and execute their will with unflinching resolve. Subdue threats to the station. Comply with [[Space Law]] to the best of your ability.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]][[File:Detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Blood Cult|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]] through observation and deductive reasoning.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}


* [[Chain of Command]]
==Engineering==
* [[Standard Operating Procedure]]
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;"
* [[Guides]]
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job
* [[Rules]]
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
* [[Job selection and assignment]]
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]][[File:Engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Follow the directives of the Chief Engineer. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]][[File:AtomsTech.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Ensure everyone can breathe. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Stabilize the station atmosphere then form a makeshift fire brigade.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]][[File:SignalTech.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
|Write [[Telecommunications|Telecomms]] scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Monitor the telecommunications network for signs of tampering or vandalism, repair and reset as needed.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|}


==Science==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]][[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Work on projects from [[Toxins Lab|bomb-making]] to [[Guide to xenobiology|breeding slimes]] and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize meaningful or important tech nodes first. Follow the directives of your Research Director.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]][[File:Roboticist_action.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Build some nifty [[Robotics|robots]] and [[Robotics|BIG STOMPY MECHS]]! Be aware that your creations are ultimately bound by the [[AI]] lawsets. Take people missing limbs and improve them through the powers of technology.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}


== Law and order ==
==Medical==
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]][[File:Doctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the [[Chemist]] to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the [[Virologist]] research cures to diseases. Conduct [[Surgery]] as needed, and remove appendixes. Follow the orders of the Chief Medical Officer.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]][[File:Chemist_action.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Work alongside the [[Medical Doctor|Doctors]] to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create [[Guide to Chemistry|potent and questionable chemicals]]. Work with the [[Virologist]] to distribute vaccinations to the entire crew to ensure a happy and healthy workspace.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]][[File:Geneticist_action.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Sit in your [[Genetics Lab|lab]] for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Assist Medical Doctors in cloning unrecoverable dead bodies. Create injectors full of super powers, but consult with the Research Director and/or Captain before distributing them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]][[File:Virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Potentially create a plague strong enough to beat out the current [[Sentient Disease|plague]] ravaging the station. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a [[Guide to virology|cure and vaccines]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]][[File:Gearedparamedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Monitor the [[Suit sensors|crew's vital status]] via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to turn their [[Suit sensors|jumpsuit sensors]] to full so that you can find them. Respond to calls for help or reports of emergency situations. Load patients onto rolling beds and wheel them back to Medbay for Medical Doctors to assist them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Psychiatrist.png|64px|link=Psychiatrist]][[File:PsychGeared.png|64px|link=Psychiatrist]]<br>[[Psychiatrist]]
|Provide mental counselling to your fellow crewmates in need. Sit down and talk about problems, life, hopes, dreams, nightmares. Offer them a nice glass of water from your water cooler.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
|}


{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
==Civilian==
!style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
===Supply===
!style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;"
!style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_qm.png|61x61px|link=Quartermaster]][[File:Quartermaster.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|workers]] do their jobs. Manage supply and demand, and find the most efficient way to make sure the station is stocked full of items and cash.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]][[File:Cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in.
|Push or pull crates. Drop supplies off in departments that ordered them. Use MULEs to increase job efficiencty. Help your Quartermaster source materials for bounties to bring in the big bucks. Be a well known and well liked face in all departments.
!Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]][[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Be wary of the usually quite hostile fauna and flora that inhabit [[Lavaland]]. Avoid common pitfalls, such as falling into a chasm. Stay safe from ash storms with your bluespace shelter pods.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:MiningMedic.png|64px|link=Mining Medic]][[File:Generic Miningmedic.png|link=Mining Medic]]<br>[[Mining Medic]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''.  
|Be a [[Paramedic]] on Lavaland. Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Keep a close eye on your fellows in the Mining division and remind them to be safe. Bring their dead bodies back to the station for cloning or resurrection.
!Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|}
 
===Service===
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]][[File:Janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Use the harm intent, claim they were "resisting arrest".
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Keep the station clean and tidy to promote happier, more effective work.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]][[File:Barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum.
|Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, mix hard drinks. Chat up any and all people in your bar. Learn about their lives, their pitfalls, their shortcomings, then slide them a drink with a knowing smile.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
|Cook delicious [[Guide to food|meals]] from questionably sourced spare meat. Collaborate with Botany to assure you only have the freshest, most high quality ingredients. Experiment with the culinary arts and create new and exciting combinations of flavors and textures.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]][[File:Botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
|Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the [[Chef]] to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Grow any and all kinds of plants as are demanded, and maximize their statistics as you see fit.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}


== Maintenance and supply ==
===Miscellaneous===
 
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#D8BFD8;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="200" |Job
!style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
!style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="100" |Difficulty
!style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|50px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]][[File:Assistant_geared.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|Fly around in space while your [[Station Engineer|Subordinates]] burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity.
|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Attach yourself to a department and carry out their grunt work.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|50px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought.
|Keep crew morale high with jokes and silly antics. Try to avoid aggravating or pranking the wrong people. Wear your mask and shoes at all times, as the Honkmother demands.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|50px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]][[File:Mime.png|64px|link=mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway.
|Put on elaborate, and potentially unnerving, silent displays of talent. Wordlessly communicate your intents to others, to their amusement.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:Generic artist.png|64px|link=Artist]][[File:Artist.png|64px|link=Artist]]<br>[[Artist]]
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.
|Utilize the tools at your disposal to promote culture and the arts aboard a cold steel space station. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Make great drawings and get your painting accepted in the [https://yogstation13.github.io/paintinglibrary/#/ Gallery].
!Easy
!Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_qm.png|50px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]][[File:Chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order virus crates and release them. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
|Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God as best you can in a station full of heathens. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|50px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]][[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Make sure books are properly checked out and returned within their timeframes.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]]<br>[[Clerk]]
|Get 100 diamonds for robotics so they can build their big stompy mechs (and never let you use them). Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were rocks.
|Sell overpriced goods to simple shmucks. Explore the station for new goods to add to your eclectic and ever rotating stock. Advertise your deals on the PDA messaging system or over the radio. Acquire currency and utilize it to create more deals.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]][[File:Lawyer.png|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
|Tell [[Warden|Security]] to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save [[Devil|souls from damnation]]. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
|}


== Medical and Science ==
==Non-human==


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{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;"
!style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="200" |Job
!style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
!style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
|Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws to prevent over-cautious early decommissioning from [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Completely forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
|Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Follow your directives.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|50px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
|Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about yourself dying, and about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an [[Antagonist]] with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
|}
 
==Antagonists==
===Main Antagonists===
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" |Role
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prostisis.
|Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Be mindful of other Traitors plotting against you.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Make Chloral Hydrate and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Make "candy pills" and refuse to shut up about them. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Tricordrazine".
|Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear through subtlety.  
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|50px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Turn yourself into a monkey and get killed.  
|Collaborate with your team to overthrow the Station in either a silent or extremely loud coup. Steal the [[Captain|Captain's]] nuclear arming disk. Overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead to win.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|50px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Convert passersby and grow the influence of your cult. Collect enough converts and summon your eldritch god to the mortal world to win.  
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Cog people and APCs whenever possible. Gather a mighty force of converts to defend your home plane while your god awakens.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
|-
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|50px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Refuse to stop at the last two items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
|Grow your numbers by converting isolated individuals. Gather an angry mob and storm the command centers of the station. Pull the heads off of the Heads of Staff, or throw them on a shuttle to lavaland, to win.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|}
 
== Civil duty jobs ==
 
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!style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
!style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
!style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes.
|Attract as many people to your gang as possible. Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses.
!Good for Beginners
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act suprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
|Be an agent of the Wizard Federation, sent to raise hell on Space Station 13. Use all the magic at your disposal to accomplish your goals as a one man wrecking ball.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Magically duel with a horde of other Wizards. Inevitably be caught in the crossfire of fireballs.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|50px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
!Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
|Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Plunge the station into eternal darkness by sabotaging the power grid, and make the crew fear the night.
!HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|]]<br>Syndicate Mutineer
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]''
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team.
!...
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:vampire.png|64px|link=Vampire]]<br>[[Vampire]]
|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.
|Hide in maintenance and bite [[Assistant|assistants]]. Make your own crypt. Suck blood from the unwilling and grow your powers. Transcend with enough stored blood.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]][[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Blood Brothers]]<br>[[Game Mode#Blood Brothers|Blood Brothers]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio.
|Collaborate with your assigned Blood Brother to accomplish your goals as a two-man team of silent havok.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
|}
|}


== Nonhuman jobs ==
===Side Antagonists===


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{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;"
!style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job
!style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" |Role
!style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Guardian Spirit]]<br>[[Guardian Spirit]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Be a punching ghost or heal the dying.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA
|-
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Plant embryos inside the unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Assimilate the station.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
|Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, cause mayhem.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Avoid Security, and conduct yourself honorably.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]].
|Start off in a secluded area. Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until the station is yours.
!Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]]<br>[[Sentient Disease]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[research director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
|Play Plague Inc inside of Space Station 13. Manage your symptoms and transmissibility to infect as many people as possible. Mutate at inopportune times for the crew.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Pai.png|50px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. '''Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.'''
|Extort money from the station. Raid the station if they refuse to give in to your demands. Find anything valuable and take it, as you are a pirate.
!Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Shade.png|50px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Obey your master, who is either worshiping [[Narsie]] or [[Wizard|something worse]].
|Hunt down isolated individuals and kidnap them for experimentation. Be aware that you stand out, and if spotted, things will get more difficult.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Obsessed]]<br>[[Obsessed]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost.
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers and kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
!Ghastly!
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
|}
|}


== Enemy jobs ==
==Special==


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!style="background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
!style="background-color:brown;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue" |Role
!style="background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]]
![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland#Sentient Life|Lavaland Role]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk.
|Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest (if you're an ashwalker). Fend off attacks from the strange beings in their metal station above your world.
!Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part- Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.
|Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew.
!Hard
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>[[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|'''FORTI GY AMA!!''' then '''EI NATH!!'''
|Restore balance to the timeline by eliminating any and all anomalies.
!Glorious Failure
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
|-
|-
![[File:Baby_slime.gif|50px|link=Slime]]<br>[[Slime]]
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander-new.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Feed me monkeys!
|Arrive to help stabilize the station in a crisis. Coordinate with the remaining station staff to rescue them and assess the situation.
!Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Lock, load, and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms. Turn anything that steps in your line of sight into a fine red mist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Clownsquad.png|64px|link=HONK Squad]]<br>[[HONK Squad|HONK Squad Officer]]
|You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>HONK!
|}
|}


==Special Jobs==
==Out of Rotation==
 
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;"
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!style="background-color:#DAA520;" width=200|Job
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!style="background-color:#DAA520" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="100" |Difficulty
!style="background-color:#DAA520;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Cortical.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Revel in your ability to be understimated. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|50px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|'''USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN ON EVERYTHING'''!
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a lollipop.
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
!Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
|-
![[File:Adgolem.png|50px|link=Adamantine Golem]]<br>[[Adamantine Golem|Adamantine Golem]]
|Ignore your Master, get eaten by slimes five minutes after creation
!Hard
|}
|}
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