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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]][[File:HoP_Action.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]][[File:HoP_Action.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Force the crew to handle paperwork. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child.
|Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Force the crew to handle paperwork. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Assist the Head of Security where possible.
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Stop shitcurity in the brig. Assist the Head of Security where possible.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]][[File:Doctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]][[File:Doctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the [[Chemist]] to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the [[Virologist]] research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Surgically graft a banana on to a [[Clown]].
|Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the [[Chemist]] to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the [[Virologist]] research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Surgically graft a banana on to a [[Clown]]. Cry in despair as the bodies pile up.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]][[File:Cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]][[File:Cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Push or pull crates. Promote shorts as they are easy and comfortable to wear. Use MULEs to all but entirely replace you.
|Push or pull crates. Promote shorts as they are easy and comfortable to wear. Use MULEs to all but entirely replace you. Play with the stock market. Cry in confusion due to said stock market. Steal everything not bolted down and get subsequently lynched.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:MiningMedic.png|64px|link=Mining Medic]][[File:Generic Miningmedic.png|link=Mining Medic]]<br>[[Mining Medic]]
![[File:MiningMedic.png|64px|link=Mining Medic]][[File:Generic Miningmedic.png|link=Mining Medic]]<br>[[Mining Medic]]
|Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Laugh at them when they die to the locals and are lost forever because they never turned their sensors on or watch as the crew pinpointer turns into a question mark as they fall into a chasm.
|Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Laugh at them when they die to the locals and are lost forever because they never turned their sensors on. Cry because said locals are now coming to the mining base. Watch as the crew pinpointer turns into a question mark as they fall into a chasm.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]][[File:Assistant_geared.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]][[File:Assistant_geared.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and assist where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Bask in the fact that you are still superior to the [[Clown]]
|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and assist where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Get rejected from helping most people. Bask in the fact that you are still superior to the [[Clown]].
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]][[File:Mime.png|64px|link=mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]][[File:Mime.png|64px|link=mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|Entertain the crew with professional acts of pantomiming. Never break your vow of silence. Be the most competent person on the station with no way to communicate it.
|*flip *slap *cry *deathgasp
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
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![[File:Generic artist.png|64px|link=Artist]][[File:Artist.png|64px|link=Artist]]<br>[[Artist]]
|Remove every floor tile to make wire art. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Get arrested for [[Space_Law#Petty_Crimes|vandalism]].
!Easy
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]][[File:Chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]][[File:Chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God through violent beating over the head with your holy book. Serve as the station's best and only line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards.
|Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God through violent beating over the head with your holy book. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]][[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]][[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books.
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Explore space and find cool stuff. Cry as no one visits your library. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]]<br>[[Clerk]]
![[File:Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]]<br>[[Clerk]]
|Steal whatever you can from your fellow crew members and sell it back to them for a pretty penny. Fend off the angry hordes of said crew members when they rightfully start taking their stuff back.
|Steal whatever you can from your fellow crew members and sell it back to them for a pretty penny. Fend off the angry hordes of said crew members when they rightfully start taking their stuff back. Spam "Message All" on your PDA and drive the HoP to drink.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead.
|Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead. Make your carp sentient. Become the ultimate domestic terrorist. Sigh as your whole team magically disappears and you see the crew wearing their gear.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
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![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>Chrono Legionnaire
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>[[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidentally erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by an admin for being too overpowered.
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidentally erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by an admin for being too overpowered.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
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