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|Handle internal issues and disputes. Manage the Supply department of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Force the crew to handle the paperwork. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child.

|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Cultist|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]].

|Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to wasting your precious air complaining about how useless you are - if they can talk, everything is within tolerances: combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.

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|Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the team to engage their necessary jumpsuit sensors to be full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help, and you can't find them.

|Push or pull crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and comfortable to wear. Use MULEs to all but entirely replace you.

|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and assist where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Bask in the fact that you are still superior to the [[Clown]]

|Entertain the crew with professional acts of pantomiming. Never break your vow of silence. Be the most competent person on the station with no way to communicate it.

|Steal whatever you can from your fellow crew members and sell it back to them for a pretty penny. Fend off the angry hordes of said crew members when they rightfully start taking their stuff back.

|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than Station Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more qualified than them.

|Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Utilize teamwork to overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead.

|Shock lights appear menacingly—siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic.

|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone, regardless.

|Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip-on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver.