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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:Cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned [[Virologist|threats]] to [[Geneticist|society]] under your command. Combat sentient diseases. Perform numerous surgeries at once.
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned [[Virologist|threats]] to [[Geneticist|society]] under your command. Combat sentient diseases. Perform numerous surgeries at once.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''.  Assist the Head of Security where possible.
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''.  Assist the Head of Security where possible.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]][[File:Detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Cultist|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]].
|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Cultist|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]][[File:Roboticist_action.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the AI's lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come up to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of [[Surgery]].
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the AI's lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come up to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of [[Surgery]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]][[File:Chemist_action.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create extremely powerful and questionable chemicals. Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.
|Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create extremely powerful and questionable chemicals. Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]][[File:Gearedparamedic.png|64px]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their jumpsuit vital sensors to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help and you can't find them.
|Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their jumpsuit vital sensors to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help and you can't find them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:Psychiatrist.png|64px]]<br>Psychiatrist
![[File:Psychiatrist.png|64px]]<br>[[Psychiatrist]]
|Sit in your office advertising on the radio every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an [[Assistant]] with medical access.
|Sit in your office advertising on the radio every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an [[Assistant]] with medical access.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]][[File:Janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you.
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. [[Critters#Pets|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Assistant.png|64px]]<br>Obsessed
![[File:Assistant.png|64px]]<br>Obsessed
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland|Lavaland Role]]
![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland#Sentient Life|Lavaland Role]]
|Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest. Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home.
|Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest. Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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|Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver.
|Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Clownsquad.png|64px|link=HONK Squad]]<br>[[HONK Squad|HONK Squad Officer]]
|You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>HONK!
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