Jobs: Difference between revisions

!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard

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|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned [[Virologist|threats]] to [[Geneticist|society]] under your command. Combat sentient diseases. Perform numerous surgeries at once.

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''.  Assist the Head of Security where possible.

!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium

!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard

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|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Cultist|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]].

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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|Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize mining upgrades.

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Have the cyborgs you've constructed turn on you when the AI's lawset changes. Augment brave individuals who come up to your desk and expect you to know the ins and outs of [[Surgery]].

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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|Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the [[Chemist]] to create more powerful treatment for patients than imaginable. Help the [[Virologist]] research cures to diseases and create new immune systems. Surgically graft a banana on to a [[Clown]].

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium

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|Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create extremely powerful and questionable chemicals. Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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|Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Mess up and release a plague. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines.

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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|Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to engage their jumpsuit vital sensors to full so that you can find them. Be saddened when someone calls for help and you can't find them.

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy

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|Sit in your office advertising on the radio every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an [[Assistant]] with medical access.

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy

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|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|workers]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Manage supply and demand, and cry when demand outpaces supply.

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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|Push or pull crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Use MULEs to all but entirely replace you.

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to [[Science]] in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.

!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium

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|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you.

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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|Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the [[Chef]] to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Plant grass in the hallway in front of your department.

!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium

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|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Bask in the fact that you are still superior to the [[Clown]]

!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None

!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...

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|Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God through violent beating over the head with your holy book. Serve as the station's best and only line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards.

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

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|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books.

!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy

![[File:Assistant.png|64px]]<br>Obsessed

|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.

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|Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest. Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home.

!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard

|Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver.

!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard

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