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The Curator spends most of their time in the [[library]] printing out a lot of copies of The Lusty Xenomorph Maid or running around in their red suit and welding through walls of everywhere they have no access (i.e. everywhere). The [[library]] itself has a permanence to its contents from game to game on the servers -- all properly uploaded books can be downloaded in any other round.
The Curator spends most of their time in the [[library]] printing out a lot of copies of Lizard Equality or running around in their red suit and welding through walls of everywhere they have no access (i.e. everywhere). The [[library]] itself has a permanence to its contents from game to game on the servers -- all properly uploaded books can be downloaded in any other round.


This is more bane than a blessing, since several titles that never should have seen the light of day are forever mingled in with literary classics shamelessly plagiarized from the internet, and also a lot of H.P. Lovecraft. Ba-zing!
This is more bane than a blessing, since several titles that never should have seen the light of day are forever mingled in with literary classics shamelessly plagiarized from the internet, and also a lot of H.P. Lovecraft. Ba-zing!
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(*Note:Use the scanner on the computer, otherwise it won't work)
(*Note:Use the scanner on the computer, otherwise it won't work)


The [[Library]] is not your workspace, but a home, to you and your books. You can sort your books on their labeled book-shelves: Religious, Fiction, Adult (read: erotic fanfics), Reference, and the back room's Forbidden Knowledge. You can use your bookbag, which works like a mining satchel or plant bag, to carry multiple books at once.
The [[Library]] is not your workspace, but a home, to you and your books. You can sort your books on their labeled book-shelves: Religious, Fiction, Reference, and the back room's Forbidden Knowledge. You can use your bookbag, which works like a mining satchel or plant bag, to carry multiple books at once.


Your library likely also contains several display cases, you have a key in your pocket that will allow you to unlock these cases so that you may put items inside. These items will show up in the cases for future rounds until another curator replaces it with something else.  
Your library likely also contains several display cases, you have a key in your pocket that will allow you to unlock these cases so that you may put items inside. These items will show up in the cases for future rounds until another curator replaces it with something else.  
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==How To Add A Book To The Database==
==How To Add A Book To The Database==


# Get [[Paper]] and a [[Pen]].
#Get [[Paper]] and a [[Pen]].
# Write your love story about those [[Xeno|Lusty Xenos]] on the paper.
#Write your manifesto on Lizard Oppression.
# Take your story to the East Back of the [[Library]] to the [[File:Book_Binder.png]] Book Binder and slap that epic story onto the binder. This will spit out your new award-winning story.
#Take your story to the East Back of the [[Library]] to the [[File:Book_Binder.png]] Book Binder and slap that compelling manifesto onto the binder. This will spit out your new revolutionary piece.
# Still have that pen? Good, you can sign your name, add more content, and even title it.
#Still have that pen? Good, you can sign your name, add more content, and even title it.
# This book is ready to be sent through to Nanotrasen command! Ask the Curator to scan this book into the computer, using the [[File:Scanner.png]] Scanner.
#This book is ready to be sent through to Nanotrasen command! Ask the Curator to scan this book into the computer, using the [[File:Scanner.png]] Scanner.
# Once scanned, use the [[File:Library_Computer.png]] [[Library Computer|Check In/Out Computer]]'s 5th function, titled, ''"5. Upload New Title to Archive"''.
#Once scanned, use the [[File:Library_Computer.png]] [[Library Computer|Check In/Out Computer]]'s 5th function, titled, ''"5. Upload New Title to Archive"''.
# Here you can change the category, change the author once more, and view the title.
#Here you can change the category, change the author once more, and view the title.
# After reviewing the book, and being ready to publish, use the "UPLOAD" command.
#After reviewing the book, and being ready to publish, use the "UPLOAD" command.


== Breaking News! ==
==Breaking News!==
Behind the library desk is a handy newscaster to work with. Since the Curator is given a tape recorder and a camera with spare film, this allows you to keep the crew informed of station events, such as [memorable performances by the clown, interviews with prominent people, murders or even writing smutty tabloid articles. Photos from your camera can be attached to the news articles you post. Alternatively, you could use your photocopier to copy your ass and attach the results to your news articles.
Behind the library desk is a handy newscaster to work with. Since the Curator is given a tape recorder and a camera with spare film, this allows you to keep the crew informed of station events, such as memorable performances by the clown, interviews with prominent people, murders or even writing fake anti-sec news. Photos from your camera can be attached to the news articles you post. Alternatively, you could use your photocopier to copy your ass and attach the results to your news articles.


The newscaster can also print out up to 15 newspapers and can be refilled by adding more paper. After that, you'll want to deliver the newspaper to frequently visited areas like the Medbay, Brig, and more.
The newscaster can also print out up to 15 newspapers and can be refilled by adding more paper. After that, you'll want to deliver the newspaper to frequently visited areas like the Medbay, Brig, and more.
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==Tips==
==Tips==
*Curator system is much more robust than most people think:
*Curator system is much more robust than most people think:
**You can activate barcode scanner to switch modes.
**You can activate barcode scanner to switch modes.
**You can use it to add printed books to your library's "inventory", then use the check in/check-out the computer to actually give people books for a specified amount of time, as a real library would.
**You can use it to add printed books to your library's "inventory", then use the check in/check-out the computer to actually give people books for a specified amount of time, as a real library would.
* You can cut inventory slots in books with wire cutters.
*You can cut inventory slots in books with wire cutters.
*Your whip will instantly disarm anyone you hit with it.
*Your whip will instantly disarm anyone you hit with it.
*Many people don't visit the library because the literature is <s>trash</s> poorly curated. Try setting aside a special shelf with hand-picked books. Decorate, advertise and hold events to attract the attention of passerby!
*Many people don't visit the library because the literature is <s>trash</s> poorly curated. Try setting aside a special shelf with hand-picked books. Decorate, advertise and hold events to attract the attention of passerby!
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==I can offer you Knowledge==
==I can offer you Knowledge==
You have a very important role when the station is visited by [[Devil|devils]]. Your private study contains a book called the Codex Gigas, using this will allow you to find out crucial information about the devil including his weaknesses, ban, bane, obligation, and how to keep the devil dead. To use the Gygax to find the devils weaknesses, you must first know his name through their contracts and enter it correctly.
You have a very important role when the station is visited by [[Devil|devils]]. Your private study contains a book called the Codex Gigas, using this will allow you to find out crucial information about the devil including his weaknesses, ban, bane, obligation, and how to keep the devil dead. To use the Gigas to find the devils weaknesses, you must first know his name through their contracts and enter it correctly.


You must protect the Codex Gigas as the devils themselves and their followers would love to stop the devil from dying, as well as stopping [[Shitcurity|security]] members from taking the Codex and trying to use it themselves. Only you can read the Codex Gigas properly, but you may get brain damage from reading it too much. Others will get the wrong information.
You must protect the Codex Gigas as the devils themselves and their followers would love to stop the devil from dying, as well as stopping [[Shitcurity|security]] members from taking the Codex and trying to use it themselves. Only you can read the Codex Gigas properly, but you may get brain damage from reading it too much. Others will get the wrong information.
<s>Or you could work with the devils for free powers.</s>




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