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|stafftype = | |stafftype = SPECIAL | ||
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|img = | |img = Ian.PNG | ||
|jobtitle = Ian | |jobtitle = Ian | ||
|access = None | |access = None | ||
|difficulty = | |additional = N/A | ||
|difficulty = Impossible | |||
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]] | |superior = [[Head of Personnel]] | ||
|duties = | |duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would | ||
|guides = [[ | |guides = [[Chain of Command]] | ||
|quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. | |||
}} | }} | ||
==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR== | |||
Hats worn by Ian will change his name, and will persist to the next round, so long as the current round ends with Ian wearing a hat. | |||
[[ | * Head: | ||
** Regular Helmet | |||
** Sunglasses | |||
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with) | |||
** HoP's Hat | |||
** Top Hat | |||
** Kitty Ears | |||
** Clown mask (honk) | |||
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons) | |||
** Detective's Hat | |||
** Sombrero | |||
** Nurse Hat | |||
** Beret | |||
** Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain) | |||
** Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.) | |||
** Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!) | |||
** Bunny Ears | |||
** Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.) | |||
** Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!) | |||
** Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.) | |||
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me) | |||
** Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.) | |||
** A sheet of paper | |||
** Cargo baseball cap. | |||
** Cardborg Helmet | |||
** A special reindeer hardhat, donor hat. | |||
** Non-striped scarves. | |||
Items worn on Ian's back will not persist between rounds, so don't get any ideas. | |||
* Back: | |||
** Standard Armor | |||
** Station bound radio | |||
** Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones) | |||
** Fire Extinguisher | |||
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.) | |||
** C4 (Rip) | |||
** Deathsquad armor (Good luck getting this) | |||
==Lisa== | |||
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be murdered by [[assistant]]s and turned into burgers by the [[Cook|chef]]. | |||
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|- | |||
| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''[[Jobs]] on Yogstation'''<br> | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | |||
| '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''' · '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''' | |||
|- | |||
| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | |||
| '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''' · [[Security Officer|Pee On]] · [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]] · [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]''' | |||
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''' · [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]] · [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]''' | |||
| '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''' · [[Scientist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]] · [[Roboticist|Trouble]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]''' | |||
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''' · [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]] · [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]] · [[Geneticist|Smells Like Death]] · [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | |||
| [[Janitor|Bag of Treats Keeper]] · [[Bartender|Tastes Like whiskey]] · [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]] · [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]] · [[Clown|Smells funny]] · [[Mime|Smells Blank]] · [[Artist|Smells like Paint]] · [[Chaplain|Barking]] · [[Librarian|Smells dusty]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian''' | |||
| [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]] · [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]] · [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]] · [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' | |||
| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''' · [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]] · [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]] · [[Drone|Metal Bug]] · [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]] · [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]] · [[Golem|Walking Rock!]] · [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | |||
| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''' · [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]] · [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]] · [[Ian|Best Dog]] · [[HONK Squad|Bike Horn Chew Toy]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | |||
| [[Humans]] · [[Vuulen|Scary Dogs]] · [[Plasmaman|Hot Chew Toys]] · [[Phytosian|Icky Snacks]] · [[Preternis|Not Walking Cars]] · [[Ex'hau|Fuzzy Chew Toys]] · [[Ethereals|Happy Lights ·]] [[Polysmorph|EVIL ·]] [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Weird Humans]] | |||
|} | |||
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