Mining Medic: Difference between revisions

146 bytes added ,  11:15, 5 December 2021
Wiki quote event
(Updated the rule about narrow tunnels to actually be somewhat useful, and did some minor stuff. //Small grammar tweaks -Morder)
(Wiki quote event)
Line 14: Line 14:
|duties = Watch over the miners, heal miners, get killed by ashwalkers
|duties = Watch over the miners, heal miners, get killed by ashwalkers
|guides = [[Lavaland|Guide to Lavaland]], [[Guide to medicine]], [[Surgery|Guide to Surgery]]
|guides = [[Lavaland|Guide to Lavaland]], [[Guide to medicine]], [[Surgery|Guide to Surgery]]
|quote = Goliath in mining...SECURITY!!
|quote = Minersss, pleassse max your sssuit sssensssorsss, turn on your cam, and name your GPSSS. Alssso, if you plan on fighting megafauna, come to me ssso I can take a blood sssample.
}}
}}
Listen up buddy, I don't know what your motivations are to do this job, I don't know whether or not you did all those years of medical training just for access to the explorer suits, and I certainly don't know about any assassination contracts on miners you might have. What I do know, is that you're a good guy. It's the most important thing about your job. You have to be on death's door every other second so you can save the [[Shaft Miner|Shaft Miners]] if they eventually fuck up. A wise man once told me that it's dangerous to go alone, which is exactly why you are here.
Listen up buddy, I don't know what your motivations are to do this job, I don't know whether or not you did all those years of medical training just for access to the explorer suits, and I certainly don't know about any assassination contracts on miners you might have. What I do know, is that you're a good guy. It's the most important thing about your job. You have to be on death's door every other second so you can save the [[Shaft Miner|Shaft Miners]] if they eventually fuck up. A wise man once told me that it's dangerous to go alone, which is exactly why you are here.
Wiki Staff
1,100

edits