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 ![[File:cat.png|Cat|64px]]
 !Cat
-|Kitty!
+|Cat's are your friend when you are sad. They also reproduce insanely fast. Put two cats together and you will have 5 minutes before you will die of catsphyxiation.
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 ![[File:Chick.png|64px|Chick]]
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 ![[File:Ian.PNG|Corgi|64px]]
 !Corgi
-|It's a corgi. Not as good as Ian.
+|A cute little dog. Very affectionate, and truly man's (or woman's) best friend. Will eat anything, and will accept certain clothing. Expect to be lynched if you kill one. Especially Ian.
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 ![[File:Cow.png|64px|Cow]]
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 ![[File:Carcinus.png|Crab|64px]]
 !Crab
-|Snippy crab found at beaches.
+|Crabs are rarely seen aboard space stations, because crabs like beaches, but what idiot company would include any kind of beach on the station. Their claws are very strong, and mischievous crabs mostly use them to pinch other creatures.
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 ![[File:Autumn.png|Fennec Fox|64px]]
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 ![[File:Pug.png|Pug|64px]]
 !Pug
-|Second only to corgis.
+|Another type of dog, pug's are less popular than corgis, and are therefore never ordered. God knows why NanoTrasen still have those as something you can order at Cargo.
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 ![[File:Sheep.png|64px|Sheep]]