Surgery

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All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the Operating Theatre, along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only medical doctors and the Chief Medical Officer can perform advanced surgery.

Surgical Tools

Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.


Surgical Procedures

For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's picture to see its name. Next to the items are the success rates.

Beginning of any Operation

Step 1:   Place the patient onto the operating table.

  • If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced.

Step 1.5:   (Optional) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.

Step 2:     Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.

Step 3:   Switch to help intent.

Step 4:   Aim at the appropriate body part (important!).

Step 5:   Do the surgery (see the steps below!). Afterwards congratulate the patient and kick them out.


Appendectomy

 
Appendix
 
Inflamed appendix
 
Appendix burger

If it's useless, tear it out.

  Target: Crotch

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: cut the skin.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract tissue.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Scalpel: sever the appendix.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 5:   Bare hands: pull out the appendix.
Step 6:   Cautery: seal the wound.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)
  • Cures appendicitis.
  • Prevents it in the future, too.


Brain Removal

 
Brain
 
MMI

The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.

  Target: Head

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Circular Saw: saw through the skull.   (35%)   (25%)   (75%)
Step 5:   Hemostat: extract the brain.   (55%)

Putting a brain back in:

Step 1:   Place the patient onto the operating table.

Step 2:   Cram their brain back into their skull.

Step 3:   Usually, you take the body to be cloned.


Xenomorph variant

 
Alien brain
File:MMI alien.png
MMI with alien brain
Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Circular Saw: saw through the skull.   (35%)   (25%)   (75%)
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Circular Saw: saw through the skull.   (35%)   (25%)   (75%)
Step 5:   Hemostat: extract the brain.   (55%)


Brain Implant

I never asked for this.

  Target: Head

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Circular Saw: saw through the skull.   (35%)   (25%)   (75%)
Step 5: Implant: implant the brain with an Anti-Drop or Anti-Stun -augments.

Brain implant surgery: Scalpel, hemostat, retractor, circular saw, implant.


Cavity Implant

 
Flashlight is commonly implanted

My god, he's a ticking timebomb!

File:Hud target torso.gif Target: Chest

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 5:   Place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.
Step 6:   Cautery: seal the wound.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)
  • Tiny and small items can be implanted.
  • Implanting a flashlight allows the patient to toggle it on or off.


Eye Surgery

Fixing blindness.

  Target: Eyes

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)  (35%)
Step 3:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 4:   Hemostat: fix the patient's eyes.   (45%)   (25%)
Step 5:   Cautery: mend the incision.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)
  • This fixes all damage done to eyes, except genetic.
  • Failing the step 4 will cause 100 brain damage to the patient.


Eye Implant

My vision is augmented.

  Target: Eyes

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 3:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 2:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)  (35%)
Step 4: Implant: implant the patient's eyes with Medical HUD, Security HUD, X-ray vision, Thermal vision.


Gender Reassignment

For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.

  Target: Crotch

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Scalpel: reshape the patient's... body.   (50%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Cautery: mend the incision.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)
Step 5: (Optional) Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name.
  • Failing step 3 will make patient's gender ambiguous.


Implant Removal

 
Removes this

File:Hud target torso.gif Target: Chest

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Hemostat: extract the implant.   (65%)
Step 5:   Cautery: seal the wound.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)
  • Extracts loyalty, tracking, chemical, explosive implants and such.


Limb Augmentation

 
Cyborg head
 
Cyborg torso
 
Cyborg arm

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

  Target: Head, chest, legs or arms

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 0: Create the cyborg limb(s) using an Exosuit Fabricator.
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Scalpel: sever the muscles.   (55%)
Step 5:   Circular Saw: cut through the bone.   (35%)   (25%)   (75%)
Step 7: Cyborg limb: augment the limb.
  • The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
  • Augmenting torso makes you immune to appendicitis and xeno larva.
  • Robot limbs are tougher. They need welding to "heal" brute damage and wires for burn damage.


Lipoplasty

 
You get this

  Target: Chest

Why did I eat three whole pizzas?

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Hemostat: clamp bleeders.   (60%)   (15%)
Step 3:   Circular Saw: cut up the fat.   (35%)   (25%)
Step 4:   Retractor: remove the fat.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 5:   Cautery: seal the wound.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)


Plastic Surgery

  Target: Head

I need to disappear forever!

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 3:   Scalpel: alter the patient's appearance.   (50%)   (35%)
Step 4:   Cautery: seal the wound.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)
  • Can also be used to restore damaged, unrecognizable face, in which case it won't change appearance.


Xenomorph Removal

 
Facehugger
 
Larva

  Target: Chest

GET IT OUT OF ME!!

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Retractor: retract the skin.   (45%)   (35%)
Step 3:   Circular Saw: cut through the bone.   (35%)   (25%)   (75%)
Step 4:   Hemostat: pull out the larva.   (65%) Cultivator (50%)   (35%)
Step 5:   Cautery: seal the wound.   (70%)   (45%)   (20%)


Slime Core Removal

 
A slime
Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1:   Scalpel: make an incision.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 2:   Scalpel: make an incision again.   (65%)   (45%)
Step 3:   Circular Saw: extract the core.   (100%)
  • Step 3 must be repeated for every core if slime has several.
  • Mostly obsolete with existence of slime grinder, but still possible.