THIS IS A JOKE PAGE, DO NOT FOLLOW THIS GUIDE OR YOU MIGHT JUST GET BANNED (WORKS ON OTHER STATIONS, WHICH DONT HAVE RP)
| NOT ALLOWED STAFF | |
  Greytider |
Access: Tool Storage; Maintenance Additional Access: Everywhere else you can break in to. Difficulty: Hard, become robust. Supervisors: Noone, you are the law. Duties: Get your space legs, kill people, ask the HoP to get you AA. Guides: Robust, General items, Basic construction Quote: 'What the hell did I do? Ya'll are shitsec get a fucking life ya'll' |
Assistants are the most versatile and expendable workers on the station. They are recommended to new-comers who have read or are reading the tutorial and are still getting their space legs.
Greytiders start their shifts around the station with no tools, you will need to storm the Primary Tool Storage and get the primary tools with a toolbelt, if you are lucky you might just get insulated gloves. If the Head of Personnel is competent and knows what his people need, he will add more access (If lucky, you might just catch an AA) to your Identification Card. With more access and perhaps a goal, you can start greytiding. If the Head of Personnel doesn't give you any access, don't forget to start breaking his windoors just incase.
Sometimes you are a God among men and sometimes you get killed by Shitcurity within twelve seconds of round start, because you stole his baton. It all depends on how you set up and the luck of the station.
Bare minimum requirements: Be robust.
Don't piss off Greytiders
Greytiders are usually constantly at the move, and they will find you 100% of the time, unless you are in Brig. Greytiders will remember what you did to them, and they will get their revenge as soon as they find you. You'll find that that Greytiders make great fighters!
Due to the lack of responsibility, you'll usually find that Greytiders are the ones responsible for making self-made weapons and then shooting people they don't like to death. More threat is when there are multiple Greytiders, usually, they will have more weapons and firepower. If one dies, they will get pulled off into maintenance, where they built a cloning station.
Banned?
You can get banned for greytiding on Yogstation, so be careful and play undercover. Greytide when there are no admins online. Avoid killing snitches, as they are the ones that will snitch to admins and then get you banned. Pathetic players.
Crimes
It's easy to stay under the radar as a Greytider, as you have the least-respectable job on the station (aside from that other guy). You have maintenance access, but to go anywhere else you need to be creative. Loot a belt and budget insulated gloves from Primary Tool Storage if you can and set out! After you gotten the tools, you can start your crimes:
- Break into engineering:
- Steal Insulated Gloves from the room other just mock another engineer.
- Steal a free hardsuit that is waiting for you.
- If the clown plays a prank on you or throws a banana peel under you, don't forget to kill him and then dispose his body in space.
- After your Homie got arrested, go to the Brig and throw potassium+water grenades till he gets free.
- After you helped out your homie and Shitcurity runs after you, dont forget to turn around and use that harmbaton you stole last time.
The number one advantage of Greytider is your opponent's arrogance. Shitcurity and other crew members will typically assume you are inexperienced or stupid and unrobust, so surprise them with your knowledge of the game's mechanics.
This doesn't mean you won't run into someone who knows your crimes, but still, keep alert at all times. In the rare case that someone actually asks you to assist them, harmbaton then and then steal their shit. Afterwards run away.