Guide to Xenobiology

Congrats on taking care o' the family farm

Congrats! you are brave enough to handle slimes, here is how

Setup

Before we start, you will want to move the machines around, your slime grinder (or monkey blood rainmaker) and monkey recycler , use the wrench provided to unbolt them and move them closer to the slimes for easy access.Also you will want to put on the provided biosuit (it will save your life).Also use your wrench on the shield generators, this is very important, you activate them with your ID.Also be glued to a fire extinguisher (dont forget to deactivate safety by click it in your hand)

just as a robust man is glued to his trusty toolbox, a xenobiologist must be glued to his fire extinguisher , encyclopedia robusticus, 2048.

One last final thing you will want is a DOCTOR MONKEY, AKA a spare monkey who you strap to a chair and put a gas mask on(optional), this guy is a blood bank for all those slime extracts that make monkeys pop out (grey extract).

breeding

Set up and ready to breed ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

ok, now we have set up everything, time to breed!, first take your monkey cube box (nanotrasen standard issue) and open it up, pick a monkey cube and unwrap it by clicking it, then soak it in water, a wild monkey will appear!.

You have two options:

1. Hand feed the slimes, this makes you well liked by the critters but may lead to death

2. Shove em in disposals for the slimes

Also always SAVE at least one gray slime, loose these and you are gone

Getting monkeys

Ok, so now you have got a bunch of grey slimes (possibly others) but no monkeys, not to fear, just grind up one of your beloved grey slimes as it cries SETSUNA SAKATA FRIEND and murder it bruttaly with a fire extinguisher, now you have it, use grab and click the slime extractor and turn it on and watch as your pet is now CANNED! (its a tough job sometimes), then take blood from your doctor monkey and inject it into the grey extract BAM! you have monkeys

Heres your lab File:Xenobiology lab.png

How to not get REKD by slimes

So, you want to not die? heres how

1. Have a buddy stand guard who can help

2. carry your extinguisher

3. just feed the damn things!

4. Get green extract and inject yourself, become a slime-mun!

Breeding tree

Always seperate the good ones all always keep a few greys lying around, here is a breeding tree *cough* stolen *cough cuogh* BORROWED *wink wink* from TG's wiki

Here is what you may expect from all these extracts:

Grey, Your own monkey farm, extracts make monkeys when injecteed with blood! (blood for the blood slime) pleasse note, unless i state otherwise, you inject the EXTRACT with plasma

Orange, Shitcurity's dream! makes a small fire and pepper spray when extract injected with plasma

Purple Makes slime steroids (hyped up extract juice) Makes toxic jelly

Blue Makes frost oil when injected with plasma

Metal Makes metal and plasteel (bribe the robos to make you a honkmech with a bunh of these,honk honk)

Yellow Makes 10k power cells! (and a huge emp burst when injected with blood, if the ai catches on to your honkmech related schemes)

Dark purple slime Makes plasma! (somehow NT linked this to plasma)

Dark blue Makes a cold burst

Silver Makes random food and drink!, great partystarter

Bluespace Teleports everything in a room somewhere random, gives telecrystals (not the syndie kind)

Sepia Makes a camera (WTF) and film!

cerulean Extracts creates a bottle of extract enhancer when injected with plasma. When used on a extract it triples the amount of uses it has.

Pyrite Makes paint, FOR THE LOVE OF HONK GIVE THIS TO THE CLOWN

red Makes slimes get rabies when injected with blood, great for no good dirty tr8ors

Green Makes mutatin toxin, that makes you a slimeman!

Pink Makes magical goop which makes slimes friendly ,only works on babies so pick well (through the power of spess)

Gold AKA the lynch o-matic Makes random hostile mobs so do this in the force cage (and not outside)

Oil slime A minibomb, seconds after injection,boom!

Black The holy grail Gives you a magical thingy that makes you a SLIME! (join usssss join usss)

Light pink GIves you better goop that even makes adults friendly!

Adamantine Lets you make a golem rune, when ghost is near it glows, click to get a golem!!