Syndicate Items

Uplink

Syndicate items can be bought through an uplink by Traitors, Nuclear Operatives and Clown Operatives. Traitors get 20 telecrystals to use (operatives get more based on the station population), so make your choices wisely. Up to three items are randomly discounted in the uplink, which can be found at the bottom of the page. You can not buy the item at discount price more than once!

As a traitor, your uplink will be in the form of a PDA, pen or a headset. In order to open your uplink you will need to enter the code given into the ringtone selection in the messenger menu in your PDA, turn the pen or select a headset frequency. Remember to keep it locked in case anyone gets their hands on it.

As an operative, your uplink will be in the form of a radio. Nothing special is required to open it, you simply use it in-hand.

Bundles and Telecrystals

Bioterror bundle

Bioterror bundle Cost: 30 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description For the madman: Contains a handheld Bioterror chem sprayer, a Bioterror foam grenade, a box of lethal chemicals, a dart pistol, box of syringes, Donksoft assault rifle, and some riot darts. Remember: Seal suit and equip internals before use. Use this to start a biological disaster and spread chaos among the crew. By purchasing this kit you save 12 telecrystals!

Bulldog bundle

Bulldog bundle Cost: 13 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description Lean and mean: Optimized for people that want to get up close and personal. Contains the popular Bulldog shotgun, two 12g buckshot drums, and a pair of Thermal imaging goggles. By purchasing this kit you save 3 telecrystals!

C-20r bundle

C-20r bundle Cost: 14 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description Old Faithful: The classic C-20r, bundled with two magazines and a (surplus) suppressor at discount price. By purchasing this kit you save 2 telecrystals!

Cybernetic Implants Bundle

Cybernetic Implants Bundle Cost: 40 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description 5 randomly selected cybernetic implants. The total amount will be worth at least 40 telecrystals.

Medical bundle

Medical bundle Cost: 15 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description The support specialist: Aid your fellow operatives with this medical bundle. Contains a tactical medkit, a Donksoft LMG, a box of riot darts and a pair of magboots to rescue your friends in no-gravity environments. By purchasing this kit you save 5 telecrystals!

Sniper bundle

Sniper bundle Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description Elegant and refined: Contains a collapsed sniper rifle in an expensive carrying case, two soporific knockout magazines, a free surplus suppressor, and a sharp-looking tactical turtleneck suit. Perfect for becoming a long-range sniper. By purchasing this kit you save 6 telecrystals!

Spetsnaz Pyro bundle

Spetsnaz Pyro bundle Cost: 30 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description For systematic suppression of carbon lifeforms in close quarters: Contains a lethal New Russian backpack spray, Elite hardsuit, Stechkin APS pistol, two magazines, a minibomb and a stimulant syringe. Make sure the other operatives are wearing fireproof suits as well before using this. By purchasing this kit you save 12 telecrystals!

Contract Kit

Contract Kit Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor Player Requirement: 20 Contents Description The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, specialised contractor baton, and three randomly selected low cost items. Can include otherwise unobtainable items.

Syndi-kit Tactical

Syndi-kit Tactical Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Description Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 20 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. Recon Bundle Thermal Imaging Glasses Briefcase Launchpad Binoculars Syndicate Encryption Key Boxed Space Suit and Helmet 2x Frag Grenade Flashlight EMP Bloodyspai Bundle 2x Chameleon Jumpsuit Agent ID Card No-Slip Shoes Camera Bug AI Detector Syndicate Encryption Key Mulligan Switchblade Syndicate Cigarettes Flashlight EMP Chameleon Projector Stealth Bundle Mini Energy Crossbow Sleepy Pen Radioactive Scanner Chameleon Projector Syndicate Soap Thermal Imaging Glasses Flashlight EMP Radio Jammer Guns Bundle .357 Revolver 2x Speed Loader (.357) Emag C4 Nitrile Gloves Clown Wig and Mask Executive Suit Screwed Bundle Syndicate Bomb Syndicate Mini Bomb Power Sink Black and Red Space Suit and Helmet Syndicate Encryption Key Murder Bundle Energy Sword Thermal Imaging Glasses Emag No-Slip Shoes Syndicate Encryption Key Syndicate Mini Bomb Implant Bundle Freedom Implant Uplink Implant EMP Implant Adrenaline Implant Explosive Implant Storage Implant Hacker Bundle Hacked AI Module Emag Binary Encryption Key Toy AI Module AI Detector Syndicate Toolbox Camera Bug Thermal Imaging Glasses Agent ID Card Lord Singulo Bundle Singulo Beacon Black and Red Space Suit and Helmet Emag Syndicate Toolbox Sabotage Bundle 2x C4 2x Airlock Charge Camera Bug Power Sink Detomatix Cartridge Syndicate Toolbox Pizza Bomb EMP Kit Sniper Bundle Sniper Rifle Sniper Rounds (Penetrator) Thermal Imaging Glasses Nitrile Gloves Clown Wig and Mask Executive Suit Meta Ops Bundle Blood-Red Hardsuit Bulldog Shotgun Explosive Implant 2x Shotgun Magazine (12g Buckshot Slugs) 2x C4 Emag

Syndi-kit Special Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Description Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 20 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. Bond Bundle Stechkin Pistol Suppressor 2x Pistol Magazine (10mm) Chameleon Jumpsuit Agent ID Card Stimpack Damp Rag Ninja Bundle Katana Adrenalin Implant 6x Throwing Stars Chameleon Belt Agent ID Card Chameleon Projector Dark Lord Bundle Double-Bladed Energy Sword Dark Bundle TK DNA Injector Follower Hoodie Agent ID Card No-Slip Shoes Summon Item Spellbook White Whale Holy Grail Kinetic Speargun Magspear Quiver Carp Space Suit Carp Mask Carp Delivery Grenade Mad Scientist The Mad's Labcoat Jackboots Megaphone 2x Random Clusterbang Grenades Bio-terror foam grenade 4x Remote Signalling Device Syndicate Toolbox Energy Dagger Wormhole Projector Biological Demolecularisor Bee Objectives of a Bee Liberation Front Operative Bee Costume Bee Mask Yellow Fannypack Buzzkill Grenade Box Beesease Culture Bottle The Stinger Mr Freeze Cold Goggles Black Gloves Chameleon Mask Winter Coat Winter Boots 4x Gluon Frag Grenade Geladikinesis DNA Injector Cryokinesis DNA Injector Security Temperature Gun Blue Energy Sword

Syndicate Surplus Crate Cost: 25 TC Gamemode: Traitor Player Requirement: 25 Description A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Contains a completely random assortment of items, always sorted to be worth at least 50 TC. Due to the randomness of the items, it can be useless junk or really good. It can be fun to buy if you have an easy objective or want to switch up your strategy.

Super Surplus Crate Cost: 40 TC Gamemode: Traitor Player Requirement: 40 Description A dusty SUPER-SIZED from the back of the Syndicate warehouse. Contains a completely random assortment of items, always sorted to be worth at least 125 TC. The 40 TC price means that you have to team up with at least one other traitor. Use codewords!

Random Item Cost: 1+ TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Picking this will purchase a random item. Useful if you have some TC to spare or if you haven't decided on a strategy yet.

1 Raw Telecrystal Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A telecrystal in its rawest and purest form; can be utilized on active uplinks to increase their telecrystal count.

5 Raw Telecrystals Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Five telecrystals in their rawest and purest form; can be utilized on active uplinks to increase their telecrystal count.

20 Raw Telecrystals Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Twenty telecrystals in their rawest and purest form; can be utilized on active uplinks to increase their telecrystal count.

Conspicuous and Dangerous Weapons

84mm Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A reusable rocket propelled grenade launcher preloaded with a low-yield 84mm HE round. Crew is hiding inside body bags again? Surprise them with an HE rocket. Durand ruining your day? Hit it with a high-yield HEDP rocket.

Banana Cream Pie Cannon Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!

Bananium Energy Shield Cost: 16 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description A clown's most powerful defensive weapon, this personal shield provides near immunity to ranged energy attacks by bouncing them back at the ones who fired them. It can also be thrown to bounce off of people, slipping them, and returning to you even if you miss. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STAND ON SHIELD WHILE DEPLOYED, EVEN IF WEARING ANTI-SLIP SHOES.

Bananium Energy Sword Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description An energy sword that deals no damage, but will slip anyone it contacts, be it by melee attack, thrown impact, or just stepping on it. Beware friendly fire, as even anti-slip shoes will not protect against it.

Biohazardous Chemical Sprayer Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A handheld chemical sprayer that allows a wide dispersal of selected chemicals. Especially tailored by the Tiger Cooperative, the deadly blend it comes stocked with will disorient, damage, and disable your foes... Use with extreme caution, as anyone caught by the spray will die a quick and painful death if not treated immediately or wearing protective clothing.

Box of Throwing Weapons Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. Throwing stars will deal heavy brute damage on hit and automatically embed, causing further brute and bleeding over time. Reinforced bolas knock down targets and take longer to remove than normal bolas.

Bulldog Shotgun Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A fully-loaded semi-automatic drum-fed shotgun. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements.

C-20r Submachine Gun Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors.

Double-Bladed Energy Sword Cost: 16 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Player Requirement: 25 Description The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect all energy projectiles, but requires two hands to wield.

Energy Sword Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.

Energy Shield Cost: 16 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An incredibly useful personal shield projector, capable of reflecting energy projectiles and defending against other attacks. Pair with an Energy Sword for a killer combination.

Flamethrower Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A flamethrower, fueled by a portion of highly flammable biotoxins stolen previously from Nanotrasen stations. Make a statement by roasting the filth in their own greed. Use with caution.

Gloves of the North Star Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk.

Holoparasites Cost: 15 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Player Requirement: 25 Contents Description Though capable of near sorcerous feats via use of hardlight holograms and nanomachines, they require an organic host as a home base and source of fuel. Holoparasites come in various types and share damage with their host. When the injector is used, it will attempt to summon a Ghost player to take on the role of a spirit-like entity living in your body.

L6 Squad Automatic Weapon Cost: 18 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7.12x82mm ammunition.

M-546 Osprey Cost: 36 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A fully-loaded minigun which packs a big punch. This deadly giant weapon has a massive 500-round magazine of devastating 5.46mm caseless ammunition. Slaughter your enemies through sheer force. We made this gun soa dvanced that it fires the whole bullet. Thats 60% more bullet per bullet and no more useless casings!

M-90gl Carbine Cost: 18 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A fully-loaded, specialized three-round burst carbine that fires 5.56mm ammunition from a 30 round magazine with a toggleable 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher.

Power Fist Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description The power-fist is a metal gauntlet with a built-in piston-ram powered by an external gas supply. Upon hitting a target, the piston-ram will extend forward to make contact for some serious damage. Using a wrench on the piston valve will allow you to tweak the amount of gas used per punch to deal extra damage and hit targets further. Use a screwdriver to take out any attached tanks.

Sniper Rifle Cost: 16 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description Ranged fury, Syndicate style. Guaranteed to cause shock and awe or your TC back!

Stechkin Pistol Cost: 7 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description A small, easily concealable handgun that uses 10mm auto rounds in 8-round magazines and is compatible with suppressors.

File:Surplus rifle.png Surplus Rifle Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A horribly outdated bolt action weapon. You've got to be desperate to use this.

Syndicate Revolver Cost: 13 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.

Toy Submachine Gun Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A fully-loaded Donksoft bullpup submachine gun that fires riot grade darts with a 20-round magazine.

Toy Machine Gun Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A fully-loaded Donksoft belt-fed machine gun. This weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating riot grade darts, that can briefly incapacitate someone in just one volley.

Toy Pistol with Riot Darts Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description An innocent-looking toy pistol designed to fire foam darts. Comes loaded with riot-grade darts effective at incapacitating a target.

Stealthy and Inconspicuous Weapons

Combat Gloves Plus Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A pair of gloves that are fireproof and shock resistant, however unlike the regular Combat Gloves this one uses nanotechnology to learn the abilities of krav maga to the wearer.

CQC Manual Cost: 13 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A manual that teaches a single user tactical Close-Quarters Combat before self-destructing.

Dart Pistol Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.

Dehydrated Space Carp Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.

Energy Dagger Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.

Martial Arts Scroll Cost: 17 TC Gamemode: Traitor Description This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat, deflecting all ranged weapon fire, but you also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry.

Miniature Energy Crossbow Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Description A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.

Boxed Origami Kit Cost: 14 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Contents Description This box contains a guide on how to craft masterful works of origami, allowing you to transform normal pieces of paper into perfectly aerodynamic (and potentially lethal) paper airplanes.

Poison Kit Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description File:Polonium.png File:Venom.png File:Fentanyl.png File:Formaldehyde.png File:Spewium.png File:Cyanide.png File:Histamine.png File:Initropidril.png File:Pancuronium.png File:Sodium thiopental.png File:Coniine.png File:Curare.png File:Amanitin.png An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.

Romerol Cost: 25 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description A highly experimental bioterror agent which creates dormant nodules to be etched into the grey matter of the brain. On death, these nodules take control of the dead body, causing limited revivification, along with slurred speech, aggression, and the ability to infect others with this agent.

Sleepy Pen Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Description A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.

Suppressor Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Stechkin and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.

Ammunition

10mm Handgun Magazine Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description An additional 8-round 10mm magazine; compatible with the Stechkin Pistol.

10mm Armour Piercing Magazine Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description An additional 8-round 10mm magazine; compatible with the Stechkin Pistol. These rounds are less effective at injuring the target but penetrate protective gear.

10mm Hollow Point Magazine Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description An additional 8-round 10mm magazine; compatible with the Stechkin Pistol. These rounds are more damaging but ineffective against armour.

10mm Incendiary Magazine Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description An additional 8-round 10mm magazine; compatible with the Stechkin Pistol. Loaded with incendiary rounds which inflict little damage, but ignite the target.

12g Ammo Duffel Bag Cost: 12 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description A duffel bag filled with enough 12g ammo to supply an entire team, at a discounted price.

12g Buckshot Drum Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An additional 8-round buckshot magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Front towards enemy.

12g Dragon's Breath Drum Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An alternative 8-round dragon's breath magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. 'I'm a fire starter, twisted fire starter!'

12g Meteorslug Shells Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An alternative 8-round meteorslug magazine for use in the Bulldog shotgun. Great for blasting airlocks off their frames and knocking down enemies.

12g Slug Drum Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An additional 8-round slug magazine for use with the Bulldog shotgun. Now 8 times less likely to shoot your pals.

.357 Speed Loader Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.

40mm Grenade Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A 40mm HE grenade for use with the M-90gl's under-barrel grenade launcher. Your teammates will ask you to not shoot these down small hallways.

.45 Ammo Duffel Bag Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description A duffel bag filled with enough .45 ammo to supply an entire team, at a discounted price.

.45 SMG Magazine Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An additional 24-round .45 magazine suitable for use with the C-20r submachine gun.

.50 Magazine Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An additional standard 6-round magazine for use with .50 sniper rifles.

.50 Penetrator Magazine Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A 5-round magazine of penetrator ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Can pierce walls and multiple enemies.

.50 Soporific Magazine Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A 3-round magazine of soporific ammo designed for use with .50 sniper rifles. Put your enemies to sleep today!

5.56mm Toploader Magazine Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An additional 30-round 5.56mm magazine; suitable for use with the M-90gl carbine. These bullets pack less punch than 7.12x82mm rounds, but they still offer more power than .45 ammo.

7.12x82mm Box Magazine Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use with the L6 SAW. By the time you need to use this, you'll already be standing on a pile of corpses.

7.12x82mm (Armor Penetrating) Box Magazine Cost: 9 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; equipped with special properties to puncture even the most durable armor.

7.12x82mm (Hollow-Point) Box Magazine Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; equipped with hollow-point tips to help with the unarmored masses of crew.

7.12x82mm (Incendiary) Box Magazine Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A 50-round magazine of 7.12x82mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; tipped with a special flammable mixture that'll ignite anyone struck by the bullet. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

84mm HE Rocket Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A low-yield anti-personnel HE rocket. Gonna take you out in style!

84mm HEDP Rocket Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A high-yield HEDP rocket; extremely effective against armored targets, as well as surrounding personnel. Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

9mm Handgun Magazine Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An additional 15-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Stechkin APS pistol, found in the Spetsnaz Pyro bundle.

Box of Riot Darts Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A box of 40 Donksoft riot darts, for reloading any compatible foam dart magazine. Don't forget to share!

Box of Bioterror Syringes Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description A box full of preloaded syringes, containing various chemicals that seize up the victim's motor and broca systems, making it impossible for them to move or speak for some time.

Surplus Rifle Clip Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A stripper clip used to quickly load bolt action rifles. Contains 5 rounds.

Dark Gygax Ammo Bag Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description A duffel bag containing ammo for three full reloads of the incendiary carbine and flash bang launcher that are equipped on a standard Dark Gygax exosuit.

Mauler Ammo Bag Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description A duffel bag containing ammo for three full reloads of the LMG, scattershot carbine, and SRM-8 missile launcher that are equipped on a standard Mauler exosuit.

Grenades and Explosives

Bioterror Foam Grenade Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A powerful chemical foam grenade which creates a deadly torrent of foam that will mute, blind, confuse, mutate, and irritate carbon lifeforms. Specially brewed by Tiger Cooperative chemical weapons specialists using additional spore toxin. Ensure suit is sealed before use.

Bombanana Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description A banana with an explosive taste! discard the peel quickly, as it will explode with the force of a Syndicate minibomb a few seconds after the banana is eaten.

Buzzkill Grenade Box Cost: 15 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description A box with three grenades that release a swarm of angry bees upon activation. These bees indiscriminately attack friend or foe with random toxins. Courtesy of the BLF and Tiger Cooperative.

Composition C-4 Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.

Bag of C-4 explosives Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.

Bag of X-4 explosives Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description Contains 3 X-4 shaped plastic explosives. Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.

Clown Bomb Cost: 15 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.

Detomatix PDA Cartridge Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate PDAs of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer.

EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.

Fungal Tuberculosis Grenade Cost: 12 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A primed bio-grenade packed into a compact box. Comes with five Bio Virus Antidote Kit (BVAK) autoinjectors for rapid application on up to two targets each, a syringe, and a bottle containing the BVAK solution.

Grenadier's belt Cost: 22 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Contents Description A belt containing 26 lethally dangerous and destructive grenades. Comes with an extra multitool and screwdriver.

Pizza Bomb Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A pizza box with a bomb cunningly attached to the lid. The timer needs to be set by opening the box; afterwards, opening the box again will trigger the detonation after the timer has elapsed. Comes with free pizza, for you or your target!

Slipocalypse Clusterbang Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!

Syndicate Bomb Cost: 11 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.

Syndicate Detonator Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description The Syndicate detonator is a companion device to the Syndicate bomb. Simply press the included button and an encrypted radio frequency will instruct all live Syndicate bombs to detonate. Useful for when speed matters or you wish to synchronize multiple bomb blasts. Be sure to stand clear of the blast radius before using the detonator.

Syndicate Minibomb Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative Description The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.

Tearstache Grenade Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description A teargas grenade that launches sticky moustaches onto the face of anyone not wearing a clown or mime mask. The moustaches will remain attached to the face of all targets for one minute, preventing the use of breath masks and other such devices.

Viscerator Delivery Grenade Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A unique grenade that deploys a swarm of viscerators upon activation, which will chase down and shred any non-operatives in the area.

Support and Mechanized Exosuits

Clown Reinforcements Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description Call in an additional clown to share the fun, equipped with full starting gear, but no telecrystals.

Reinforcements Cost: 25 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description Call in an additional team member. They won't come with any gear, so you'll have to save some telecrystals to arm them as well.

Syndicate Assault Cyborg Cost: 65 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar.

Syndicate Medical Cyborg Cost: 35 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A combat medical cyborg. Has limited offensive potential, but makes more than up for it with its support capabilities. It comes equipped with a nanite hypospray, a medical beamgun, combat defibrillator, full surgical kit including an energy saw, an emag, pinpointer and flash. Thanks to its organ storage bag, it can perform surgery as well as any humanoid.

Syndicate Saboteur Cyborg Cost: 35 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A streamlined engineering cyborg, equipped with covert modules. Also incapable of leaving the welder in the shuttle. Aside from regular Engineering equipment, it comes with a special destination tagger that lets it traverse disposals networks. Its chameleon projector lets it disguise itself as a Nanotrasen cyborg, on top it has thermal vision and a pinpointer.

Dark Gygax Exosuit Cost: 80 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A lightweight exosuit, painted in a dark scheme. Its speed and equipment selection make it excellent for hit-and-run style attacks. Features an incendiary carbine, flash bang launcher, teleporter, ion thrusters and a Tesla energy array.

Dark H.O.N.K. Cost: 80 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description A clown combat mech equipped with bombanana peel and tearstache grenade launchers, as well as the ubiquitous HoNkER BlAsT 5000.

Mauler Exosuit Cost: 140 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description A massive and incredibly deadly military-grade exosuit. Features long-range targeting, thrust vectoring and deployable smoke. Comes equipped with an LMG, scattershot carbine, missile rack, an antiprojectile armor booster and a Tesla energy array.

Stealth and Camouflage Items

Agent Identification Card Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and can copy access from other identification cards. The access is cumulative, so scanning one card does not erase the access gained from another. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment and name. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.

Artificial Intelligence Detector Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location and nearby security camera blind spots. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.

Chameleon Kit Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Contents Description File:Meson.png A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping.

Chameleon Projector Cost: 7 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.

Codespeak Manual Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Syndicate agents can be trained to use a series of codewords to convey complex information, which sounds like random concepts and drinks to anyone listening. This manual teaches you this Codespeak. You can also hit someone else with the manual in order to teach them. This is the deluxe edition, which has unlimited uses.

Combat Banana Shoes Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Clown Ops Description While making the wearer immune to most slipping attacks like regular combat clown shoes, these shoes can generate a large number of synthetic banana peels as the wearer walks, slipping up would-be pursuers. They also squeak significantly louder.

EMP Flashlight Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.

Mulligan Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor Description Screwed up and have security on your tail? This handy syringe will give you a completely new identity and appearance.

No-Slip Chameleon Shoes Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor Player Requirement: 20 Description These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.

Radio Jammer Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.

Smuggler's Satchel Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside.

Space Suits and Hardsuits

Syndicate Space Suit Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however.

Syndicate Hardsuit Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Description The feared suit of a Syndicate nuclear agent. Features slightly better armoring and a built in jetpack that runs off standard atmospheric tanks. Toggling the suit in and out of combat mode will allow you all the mobility of a loose fitting uniform without sacrificing armoring. Additionally the suit is collapsible, making it small enough to fit within a backpack. Nanotrasen crew who spot these suits are known to panic.

Elite Syndicate Hardsuit Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate hardsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate hardsuit.

Shielded Syndicate Hardsuit Cost: 30 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description An upgraded version of the standard Syndicate hardsuit. It features a built-in energy shielding system. The shields can handle up to three impacts within a short duration and will rapidly recharge while not under fire.

Devices and Tools

Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a crayon for changing their appearances.

Assault Pod Targeting Device Cost: 30 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Use this to select the landing zone of your assault pod.

Binary Translator Key Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.

Blood-Red Magboots Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A pair of magnetic boots with a Syndicate paintjob that assist with freer movement in space or on-station during gravitational generator failures. These reverse-engineered knockoffs of Nanotrasen's 'Advanced Magboots' slow you down in simulated-gravity environments much like the standard issue variety.

Briefcase Launchpad Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it.

Camera Bug Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Enables you to view all cameras on the main network, set up motion alerts and track a target. Bugging cameras allows you to disable them remotely.

Chest Rig Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Clown Ops Description A robust seven-slot set of webbing that is capable of holding all manner of tactical equipment.

Cryptographic Sequencer Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms.

Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description It's just a normal disk. Visually it's identical to the real deal, but it won't hold up under closer scrutiny by the Captain. Don't try to give this to us to complete your objective, we know better!

F.R.A.M.E. PDA Cartridge Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description When inserted into a personal digital assistant, this cartridge gives you five PDA viruses which when used cause the targeted PDA to become a new uplink with zero TCs, and immediately become unlocked. You will receive the unlock code upon activating the virus, and the new uplink may be charged with telecrystals normally.

Failsafe Uplink Code Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor Description When entered the uplink will self-destruct immediately.

Full Syndicate Toolbox Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description The Syndicate toolbox is a suspicious black and red. It comes loaded with a full tool set including a multitool and combat gloves that are resistant to shocks and heat. The tools work at double the speed of what they normally would.

Hacked AI Law Upload Module Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.

Hypnotic Flash Cost: 7 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.

Medbeam Gun Cost: 15 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A wonder of Syndicate engineering, the Medbeam gun, or Medi-Gun enables a medic to keep his fellow operatives in the fight, even while under fire. Don't cross the streams!

Power Beacon Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Objectives Required: Hijack, Martyr Description When screwed to wiring attached to an electric grid and activated, this large device pulls any active gravitational singularities or tesla balls towards it. This will not work when the engine is still in containment. Because of its size, it cannot be carried. Ordering this sends you a small beacon that will teleport the larger beacon to your location upon activation.

Power Sink Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description When screwed to wiring attached to a power grid and activated, this large device lights up and places excessive load on the grid, causing a station-wide blackout. The sink is large and cannot be stored in most traditional bags and boxes. Caution: Will explode if the powernet contains sufficient amounts of energy.

Radioactive Microlaser Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.

Stimpack Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.

Syndicate Combat Medic Kit Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description This first aid kit is a suspicious black. Included is a combat stimulant injector for rapid healing, a medical night vision HUD for quick identification of injured personnel, and other supplies helpful for a field medic.

Syndicate Soap Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.

Syndicate Surgery Duffel Bag Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description The Syndicate surgery duffel bag is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a Syndicate brand MMI, a straitjacket, and a muzzle.

Syndicate Encryption Key Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key.

Syndicate Tome Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the Syndicate has reverse engineered the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger.

Thermal Imaging Glasses Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.

Syndicate Sentience Potion Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A potion recovered at great risk by undercover Syndicate operatives and then subsequently modified with Syndicate technology. Using it will make any animal sentient, and bound to serve you, as well as implanting an internal radio for communication and an internal ID card for opening doors.

Protocol CRAB-17 Phone Cost: 7 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account. The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.

Implants

Adrenal Implant Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Player Requirement: 25 Description An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will inject a chemical cocktail which removes all incapacitating effects, lets the user run faster and has a mild healing effect.

CNS Rebooter Implant Cost: 12 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon.

Freedom Implant Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description An implant injected into the body and later activated at the user's will. It will attempt to free the user from common restraints such as handcuffs.

Microbomb Implant Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however.

Macrobomb Implant Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.

Internal Syndicate Radio Implant Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection.

Reviver Implant Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon.

Stealth Implant Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.

Storage Implant Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.

Thermal Eyes Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description These cybernetic eyes will give you thermal vision. Comes with a free autosurgeon.

Uplink Implant Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement.

X-ray Vision Implant Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative Description These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.

Species-Restricted

Extra-Bright Lantern Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor Race: Moth Description We heard that moths such as yourself really like lamps, so we decided to grant you early access to a prototype Syndicate brand "Extra-Bright Lantern™". Enjoy.

Fire Breath implanter Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor Race: Lizard Description Recently Syndicate scientist have found the formula of returning lizards genetics back in time and giving them the ability to breath fire.

File:Potionflask.png Angel Potion Cost: 7 TC Gamemode: Traitor Race: Human Description We mixed a bird and a human and we somehow made a potion that turns you into a holy creature.

Killer Tomatos Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor Race: Pod Description The Syndicates local gardeners brewed these up for our plant comrades (does not work against fellow plants).

Radiation grenade Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor Race: Plasmaman Description A radiation bomb guaranteed to irradiate the fuck out of non gaseous lifeforms.

Role-Restricted

Ancient Jumpsuit Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Assistant Description A tattered old jumpsuit that will provide absolutely no benefit to you. It fills the wearer with a strange compulsion to blurt out 'glorf'.

Ancient Toolbox Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Assistant Contents Description An iconic toolbox design notorious with Assistants everywhere, this design was especially made to become more robust the more telecrystals it has inside it! Tools and insulated gloves included.

Banana Cream Pie Cannon Cost: 10 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Clown Description A special pie cannon for a special clown, this gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!

Arm Mounted Medical Beamgun Cost: 8 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Medical Doctor, Chief Medical Officer Description An arm mounted medical beamgun to heal your best buds (disclaimer: does not come with friends).

Blast Cannon Cost: 14 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Scientist, Research Director Description A highly specialized weapon, the Blast Cannon is actually relatively simple. It contains an attachment for a tank transfer valve mounted to an angled pipe specially constructed withstand extreme pressure and temperatures, and has a mechanical trigger for triggering the transfer valve. Essentially, it turns the explosive force of a bomb into a narrow-angle blast wave \"projectile\". Aspiring scientists may find this highly useful, as forcing the pressure shockwave into a narrow angle seems to be able to bypass whatever quirk of physics disallows explosive ranges above a certain distance, allowing for the device to use the theoretical yield of a transfer valve bomb, instead of the factual yield.

Box of Gorilla Cubes Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Geneticist, Chief Medical Officer Description A box with three Waffle Co. brand gorilla cubes. Eat big to get big. Caution: Product may rehydrate when exposed to water.

Brainwashing Surgery Program Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Roboticist, Medical Doctor, Chief Medical Officer Description A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant an objective onto a target. Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure.

Clown Bomb Cost: 15 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Roboticist, Medical Doctor, Chief Medical Officer Description The Clown bomb is a hilarious device capable of massive pranks. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 60 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so.

Australicus Slime Mutator Cost: 25 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Roboticist, Scientist, Research Director Objectives Required: Hijack, Martyr Description Crikey mate, it's been a wild travel from the Australicus sector but we've managed to get some special spider extract from the giant spiders down there. Use this injector on a gold slime core to create a few of the same type of spiders we found on the planets over there. They're a bit tame until you also give them a bit of sentience though.

Clown Car Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Clown Description The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!

Concealed Weapon Bay Cost: 3 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Roboticist, Research Director Description A modification for non-combat mechas that allows them to equip one piece of equipment designed for combat mechs. It also hides the equipped weapon from plain sight. Only one can fit on a mecha.

Haunted Magic Eightball Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Curator Description Most magic eightballs are toys with dice inside. Although identical in appearance to the harmless toys, this occult device reaches into the spirit world to find its answers. Be warned, that spirits are often capricious or just little assholes. To use, simply speak your question aloud, then begin shaking.

His Grace Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Chaplain Description An incredibly dangerous weapon recovered from a station overcome by the grey tide. Once activated, He will thirst for blood and must be used to kill to sate that thirst. His Grace grants gradual regeneration and complete stun immunity to His wielder, but be wary: if He gets too hungry, He will become impossible to drop and eventually kill you if not fed. However, if left alone for long enough, He will fall back to slumber. To activate His Grace, simply unlatch Him.

Exploding Hot Potato Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Cook, Botanist, Clown, Mime Description A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.

EZ Clean Grenade Bundle Cost: 6 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Janitor Contents Description A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Co. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures.

Guide to Advanced Mimery Series Cost: 12 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Mime Contents Description The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.

Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Shaft Miner Description A modification kit which allows Kinetic Accelerators to do greatly increased damage while indoors. Occupies 35% mod capacity.

Magillitis Serum Autoinjector Cost: 15 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Geneticist, Chief Medical Officer Description A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas.

Modified Syringe Gun Cost: 14 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Geneticist, Chief Medical Officer Description A syringe gun that fires DNA injectors instead of normal syringes.

Reagent Dartgun Cost: 12 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Chemist, Chief Medical Officer Description A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 100u of reagents.

Reverse Bear Trap Cost: 5 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Clown Description An ingenious execution device worn on (or forced onto) the head. Arming it starts a 1-minute kitchen timer mounted on the bear trap. When it goes off, the trap's jaws will violently open, instantly killing anyone wearing it by tearing their jaws in half. To arm, attack someone with it while they're not wearing headgear, and you will force it onto their head after three seconds uninterrupted.

Reverse Revolver Cost: 14 TC Gamemode: Traitor Job: Clown Contents Description A revolver that always fires at its user. "Accidentally" drop your weapon, then watch as the greedy corporate pigs blow their own brains all over the wall. The revolver itself is actually real. Only clumsy people, and clowns, can fire it normally. Comes in a box of hugs. Honk.

(Pointless) Badassery

Broken Chameleon Kit Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Please note that this kit did NOT pass quality control.

CentCom Official Costume Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description Ask the crew to "inspect" their nuclear disk and weapons system, and then when they decline, pull out a fully automatic rifle and gun down the Captain. Radio headset does not include encryption key. No gun included.

Clown Costume Cost: 4 TC Gamemode: Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Contents Description Nothing is more terrifying than clowns with fully automatic weaponry.

Syndicate Balloon Cost: 20 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description For showing that you are THE BOSS: A useless red balloon with the Syndicate logo on it. Can blow the deepest of covers.

Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.

Syndicate Playing Cards Cost: 1 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description A special deck of space-grade playing cards with a mono-molecular edge and metal reinforcement, making them slightly more robust than a normal deck of cards. You can also play card games with them or leave them on your victims.

Syndicate Smokes Cost: 2 TC Gamemode: Traitor, Nuclear Operative, Clown Ops Description Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.