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|quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. | |quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. | ||
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==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR== | ==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR== | ||
Hats worn by Ian will change his name, and will persist to the next round, so long as the current round ends with Ian wearing a hat. | |||
* Head: | * Head: | ||
** Regular Helmet | ** Regular Helmet | ||
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** A special reindeer hardhat, donor hat. | ** A special reindeer hardhat, donor hat. | ||
** Non-striped scarves. | ** Non-striped scarves. | ||
Items worn on Ian's back will not persist between rounds, so don't get any ideas. | |||
* Back: | * Back: | ||
** Standard Armor | ** Standard Armor | ||
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** C4 (Rip) | ** C4 (Rip) | ||
** Deathsquad armor (Good luck getting this) | ** Deathsquad armor (Good luck getting this) | ||
==Lisa== | ==Lisa== | ||
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be | It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be murdered by [[assistant]]s and turned into burgers by the [[Cook|chef]]. | ||
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| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | | style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | ||
| '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''' | | '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''' · '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''' | ||
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| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | | textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | ||
| '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''' | | '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''' · [[Security Officer|Pee On]] · [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]] · [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]] | ||
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| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]''' | | style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]''' | ||
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''' | | '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''' · [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]] · [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]''' | | style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]''' | ||
| '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''' | | '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''' · [[Scientist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]] · [[Roboticist|Trouble]] | ||
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| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]''' | | style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]''' | ||
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''' | | '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''' · [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]] · [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]] · [[Geneticist|Smells Like Death]] · [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]] | ||
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| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | | style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | ||
| [[Janitor|Bag of | | [[Janitor|Bag of Treats Keeper]] · [[Bartender|Tastes Like whiskey]] · [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]] · [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]] · [[Clown|Smells funny]] · [[Mime|Smells Blank]] · [[Artist|Smells like Paint]] · [[Chaplain|Barking]] · [[Librarian|Smells dusty]] | ||
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| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian''' | | style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian''' | ||
| [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]] | | [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]] · [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]] · [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]] · [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]] | ||
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| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' | | style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' | ||
| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''' | | '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''' · [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]] · [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]] · [[Drone|Metal Bug]] · [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]] · [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]] · [[Golem|Walking Rock!]] · [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | | style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | ||
| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''' | | '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''' · [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]] · [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]] · [[Ian|Best Dog]] · [[HONK Squad|Bike Horn Chew Toy]] | ||
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| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | | style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | ||
| [[Humans| | | [[Humans]] · [[Lizardperson|Scary Dogs]] · [[Plasmaman|Hot Chew Toys]] · [[Phytosian|Icky Snacks]] · [[Preternis|Not Walking Cars]] · [[Mothperson|Fuzzy Chew Toys]] · [[Ethereals|Happy Lights ·]] [[Polysmorph|EVIL ·]] [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Weird Humans]] | ||
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[[Category: Jobs]] | [[Category: Jobs]] |
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