Suicide messages

To commit suicide, type "suicide" into the chat bar and confirm. Most suicides will result in you falling over and dropping the item underneath you. The "alternative result" section in the table will be filled if the result is different.

Remember: Do not commit suicide if you are not an assistant or tourist without asking an admin first!

Item	Message	Alternative Result
File:Paint sprayer.png Airlock Painter	Assistant is inhaling toner from airlock painter! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Assistant vomits out their the lungs!	File:Suicide airlockpainter2.png Colors your lungs and throws them up!
Carrot Shiv	Assistant forcefully drives the carrot shiv into their eye! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Chain of Command	Assistant is strangling themself with the chain of command! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Cultivator	Assistant is scratching their back as hard as they can with the cultivator! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Fork	Assistant stabs the fork into their chest! It looks like they're trying to take a bite out of themself!	Plays sound: eatfood.ogg
Hand Drill	Assistant is pressing the hand drill against their head! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Hatchet	Assistant is chopping at themself with hatchet! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Kitchen Knife	Assistant is slitting their wrists with the kitchen knife! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide. Assistant is slitting their throat with the kitchen knife! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide. Assistant is slitting their stomach open with the kitchen knife! It looks like they're trying to commit seppuku.
Medical Wrench	Assistant is praying to the medical wrench to take their soul. It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!	File:Suicide medicalwrench.png Plays sound: pray.ogg Dusts you and traps your soul in a copy of the wrench!
Pest Spray	Assistant is huffing the pest spray! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Pickaxe	Assistant begins digging into their chest! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!	If you stop this suicide it removes all energy from you.
Rolling Pin	Assistant begins flattening their head with the rolling pin! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Sabre	Assistant is trying to cut off all their limbs with the sabre! it looks like they're trying to commit suicide!	File:Suicide sabre.png
Scythe	Assistant is beheading themself with scythe! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!	File:Suicide scythe.png Beheads you!
Shovel	Assistant begins digging their own grave! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!	If you stop this suicide it removes all energy from you.
Supermatter Sword	Assistant touches the supermatter sword's blade. It looks like they're tired of waiting for the radiation to kill them!	Completely removes you.
Telescopic Baton	Assistant stuffs the telescopic baton up their nose and presses the 'extend' button! It looks like they're trying to clear their mind.	File:Suicide telescopicbaton.png
Weed Spray	Assistant is huffing the weed spray! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Wrench	Assistant is beating themself to death with the wrench! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!	Plays sound: genhit.ogg