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UNDER CONSTRUCTION


Your Workplace

Your workplace contains the airlock above where you spawn.

Below you will find a list of items you will find inside your lovely new office.

The break room (where you will doubtfully ever go):

  • Donk Pockets
  • A Virologist wardrobe (filled with items you spawned with)
  • A safe (Store your super diseases here)
  • The airlock contains:
  • A pair of sinks.
  • A shower
  • 2 level-3 bio-hazard lockers.
  • A emergency locker.

Virology(where all the shit happens):

  • The smart virus storage container, it contains in the start:
  • 5 Liquid plasma bottle (filled)
  • A Rhino-virus culture bottle (The Cold)
  • A Flu Virion culture bottle (The Flu)
  • A syringe of Spaceallin
  • Virology contains:
  • A beaker box.
  • A syringe box
  • A Spaceallin syringe
  • A spray bottle
  • A book, titled Infections - Making your own pandemic!
  • A green level-3 bio-hazard suit closet. This where you get your Virology bio suit and bio hood
  • A medicine closet, contains some syringes, a dropper, Inaprovaline and anti toxin
  • A Chem Dispenser, Dispenses Unstable Mutagen and Synaptizine
  • And your pandemic 2000! this will be what you use to create vaccine bottles, checking diseases, symptoms, and creating virus culture bottles!

Curing Diseases

GET THOSE FUKKEN CLOTHES ON.

Spilling infectious blood in lag spikes is easy to do, and if you spill it without any bio suit on or sterile mask or that stuff, expect yourself to be infected soon enough.

Spaceallin will suppress the disease and its symptoms for a short amount of time, this also prevents spreading of the disease.

The two ways to cure:

1. If the disease you are curing is currently rampant through the station, scan anyone who is infected! the cure will be shown.
2. Now get a human monkey and infect it! give it lots of whatever the disease cure is. (The type will go into remissive, and start going backwards in stages.)
3. If you gave him enough of the cure, hurray, his blood should now contain antibodies to said disease.
4. Put the humans monkeys blood in the PANDEMIC 2000 and create a vaccine bottle, hurray you can now vaccine people. Cure people as needed.


This is the harder/easier way of curing diseases, depending on what the cure is.

1. Get unstable mutagen from your dispenser, and start making symptoms in the rhino-virus culture bottle, 
2. You can use any other virus bottle but rhino-virus would be my favourite, for its ability to automatically spread as airborne.
3. Now start injecting it with unstable mutagen 1 unit a time until it gets the symptom: Anti-Bodies Metabolism. 
4. Isolate the symptom and give it to the infected people. They are now cured.

Making Diseases

Before we even get into anything I want you to walk around your lab, give it a good clean up, put anything you aren't going to use either in your break room or in your locker.

I just made your life 100 times easier, its a lot easier to make diseases if you aren't searching through piles of crap to find your beaker of unstable mutagen.

Now lets begin,

 1. Get your dropper, set it to 1! this is the max dilution and lets you get 30 uses out of 30 units of whatever.
 2. Get the plasma bottle out of the storage, plasma is required to get the most higher tier symptoms.
 3. Now when you have those two, you will choose the base virus which you will use.
 4. Take the flu virion if you only want a couple of trusted people to have it, or the rhino-virus if you want everyone to have it.
 5. Done that? Good. Now start by putting the chosen base virus into the Pandemic 2000 and make a copy. 
 6. Take the original out and put 4 plasma/unstable mutagen in it 1 unit at a time, you will get 4 symptoms, both good and bad.
   *If you get no good symptoms, trash the original and put in the base virus copy. Repeat till you get a virus with good symptoms.
 7. Every time you get a virus with a good symptom, put the copy of the base virus into the storage and make a copy of the culture bottle with the good symptom using the Pandemic 2000!
 8. Now get a beaker and fill it up with synaptizine, use 1 unit of synaptizine on the original disease, if you removed a good symptom, trash the original and put the copy in and make 
    another copy, the original copy will now be called the original.
 9. If you removed a bad symptom, trash the copy and make a new copy. continue this till you only have good symptoms left. 
10. Congrats you have made a good disease