NTSL Scripts

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Useful Non-Malicious Scripts

Job Indicator

Shows everyone's jobs.

if (!find($source, "Unknown") && $job != "No id" && !find($source, " (as ")) {
   $source = $source + " (" + $job + ")"; } // Add job next to people's names.

Arrivals Alert Modification

Separates the automated arrivals messages from the AI's deliberate messages.

if (find($content, "has signed up as")) { //Is the message an arrival message?
  if ($job == "AI") { //Is it sent by the AI?
      $source = "Arrivals Alert System"; //Change the source of the message
   }
}

Anonymous Messages

Messages prefixed with "/anon" will hide their sender's identity.

$explodeString = explode($content, " ");
if(at($explodeString, 1) ==  "/anon")
    {
       $pass = false;
       $content = substr($content, 6, length($content)+1);
       broadcast($content, $freq, "Anonymous");
    }

Less Annoying Job Indicator

Only shows abbreviations of job titles instead of full titles.

//code shamelessly copied and pasted from Giacom's pirate script

def Initialize() {
$words = vector(
    "Assistant", "Assnt",
    "Captain", "Capt",
    "Head of Personnel", "HoP",
    "Bartender", "Bar",
    "Chef", "Chef",
    "Botanist", "Hydro",
    "Quartermaster", "QM",
    "Cargo Technician", "Cargo",
    "Shaft Miner", "Miner",
    "Clown", "Clown",
    "Mime", "Mime",
    "Janitor", "Jan-r",
    "Librarian", "Lib-n",
    "Lawyer", "Law",
    "Chaplain", "Chapl",
    "Chief Engineer", "CE",
    "Station Engineer", "Engi",
    "Atmospheric Technician", "Atmos",
    "Chief Medical Officer", "CMO",
    "Medical Doctor", "MD",
    "Chemist", "Chem",
    "Geneticist", "G-tic",
    "Virologist", "Viro",
    "Research Director", "RD",
    "Scientist", "Sci",
    "Roboticist", "Robo",
    "Head of Security", "HoS",
    "Warden", "Ward",
    "Detective", "D-tiv",
    "Security Officer", "Sec",
    "AI", "AI",
    "Cyborg", "Borg",
    "Personal AI", "pAI",
    );
    
    $index = 1;
  while($index <= length($words))
 {
  mem(at($words, $index), at($words, $index+1));
  $index += 2;
 }
}

if(mem("initialized") != 1)
{
 Initialize();
 mem("initialized", 1);
}

$foo = "";

if(mem($job)) { $foo = mem($job); }
else { $foo = substr($job, 1, 6); }

if (!find($source, "Unknown") && $job != "No id" && !find($source, " (as ")) {
$source = $source + " (" + $foo + ")"; }

Selective Mute

By Matilda.
Turn a wall com to 146.1 to listen to the output of the script.
authorize yourself via ;/authme PASSWORD, just say it on the general com.
then use ;/crewlist to find the ID of who you want to mute.
then use ;/mute ID to mute them, and ;/unmute ID to unmute them.

$password = "<insert password here>";

$originalsource = $source;
$originaljob = $job;
$me = 4;

if(!mem("crewnum")) {
   mem("crewnum",0);
}

$found = 0;
$counter = 0;
$me = 0;
while($counter < mem("crewnum")) {
   if (mem("crewlistsource" + $counter) == $originalsource) {
      $me = $counter;
      $found = 1;
   }
   $counter = $counter + 1;
}

if ($found == 0) {
   $me = mem("crewnum");
   broadcast("Adding new user " + $originalsource + ", " + $originaljob + " to database at location " + mem("crewnum"),1461);
   mem("crewlistsource" + $me,$originalsource);
   mem("crewlistjob" + $me,$originaljob);
   mem("crewlistauth" + $me, 0);
   mem("crewlistmute" + $me, 0);
   mem("crewnum",mem("crewnum") + 1);
}

//HACK ALERT
if ($me < 1) { $me = 0; }


if(!mem("usermessagecount")) {
   mem("usermessagecount",0);
}

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/crewlist") {
   $counter = 0;
   while($counter < mem("crewnum")) {
      broadcast($counter + " - " + mem("crewlistsource" + $counter) + " - " + mem("crewlistjob" + $counter) + " - auth " + mem("crewlistauth" +
$counter) + " - mute " + mem("crewlistmute" + $counter),1461," "," ");
      $counter = $counter + 1;
   }
   $pass = 0;
}

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/who") {
   broadcast(mem("crewlistsource" + at($expld1, 2)),1461);
   $pass = 0;
}

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/crewnum") {
   broadcast(mem("crewnum"), 1461);
   $pass = 0;
}

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/myid") {
   broadcast("Your ID is " + $me, 1461);
   $pass = 0;
}

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/mute" && mem("crewlistauth" + $me) >= 2) {
   mem("crewlistmute" + at($expld1, 2),1);
   broadcast(mem("crewlistsource" + at($expld1, 2)) + " has been muted.");
   $pass = 0;
}
$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/unmute" && mem("crewlistauth" + $me) >= 2) {
   mem("crewlistmute" + at($expld1, 2),0);
   broadcast(mem("crewlistsource" + at($expld1, 2)) + " has been unmuted.");
   $pass = 0;
}

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/authme") {
   if(at($expld1, 2) == $password) {
      mem("crewlistauth" + $me, 2);
   }
   $pass = 0;
}

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/announce" && mem("crewlistauth" + $me) >= 1) {
   broadcast(" ",$common," "," ");
   broadcast("ANNOUNCEMENT",$common," "," ");
   broadcast("  ",$common," "," ");
   broadcast("   ",$common," "," ");
   broadcast(upper(replace($content, "/announce", " ")),$common," "," ");
   broadcast("    ",$common," "," ");
   broadcast("     ",$common," "," ");
   $pass = 0;
}

if(mem("crewlistmute" + $me) == 1) {
   //$pass = 0;
   $content = " ";
   $source = $originalsource + " (MUTED)";
}

Cleaner Selective Mute

Mute and unmute people merely by saying "/mute FULL NAME" the name has to be capitalized and spelled properly.
Authorizes by one or more sources, but could be configured for a password if you really wanted to.
Great for traitor AIs who don't want their victim screaming about the oxygen siphoning!

//recursive implode function, takes a vector and
//combines each member into a string with a space to separate
//by perogi
def implode($vector)
{
	$str = at($vector, 1);
	remove($vector, $str);
	if(length($vector) > 0) 
	{
		$str += " ";
		$str += implode($vector);
	}
	return $str;
}
//mute and unmute function
//use: type /mute or /unmute then the name of the person exactly as it is spelled
//by perogi
if($source == "YOUR NAME HERE") //only the name in this line can use script
{
	if(at(explode($content, " "), 1) == "/mute")
	{
		$vec = explode($content, " ");
		remove($vec, "/mute");
		$name = implode($vec);
		$pass = 0;
		mem($name,$name);
	}
	if(at(explode($content, " "),1) == "/unmute")
	{
		$pass = 0;
		$vec = explode($content, " ");
		remove($vec, "/unmute");
		mem(implode($vec), 0);
	}
}
//checks if source is muted
//possible to get around mute by taking off ID and being unknown, hence why unknowns are all blocked
if($source == mem($source) || $source == "Unknown")
{
	$pass = 0;
}

Horrible Pun Teller

This tells horrible puns. It only has 5 example puns but if you wish you can add more in the pick() list.

$expld1 = explode($content, " ");
if(at($expld1, 1) ==  "/pun")
{
	broadcast(pick("When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.", "History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.", "What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite  song? “Lien On Me“.", "Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.", "My dog was banned from the oil sands, because he bitumeny people."), 1459, "Automated Pun Teller", "Horrible Jokes Ahoy");
}

English To Pirate Translator

This script initializes a list of words by using the mem() function as a hash table. By doing this it has to initialize first, if you are running this script and then add words later, you must clear the memory of the server first so it initializes again and learns the new words.

After initialization, this transmission and the rest all skip to splitting the transmission's contents and check each word against the memory, using the word as a key. Because of not needing to loop through the list of words, this is a fast process. If it finds a valid word to replace, it will replace the word with the value that the key led to. Finally, after it is finished it will convert the vector into a string again and then replace the contents of the transmission with the final message.

// English To Pirate Translator Script - By Giacom

// Helper Functions

def implode($vector, $adder)
{ 
	$returnString = "";
	$index = 1;

	while($index <= length($vector))
	{
		$at = at($vector, $index);
		$toAdd = $adder;
		if($index == 1)
		{
			$toAdd = "";
		}
		$returnString = $returnString + $toAdd + $at;
		$index += 1;
	}
	return $returnString;
} 

def Initialize()
{

	// Our words! Format: real word / pirate word
	$words = vector("gun", "cannon",
					"heaven", "davy jones' locker",
					"I", "aye",
					"my", "meh",
					"yes", "aye",
					"are", "argh",
					"yeah", "yarh",
					"captain", "Cap'n",
					"hos", "First Mate",
					"hop", "Crewmaster",
					"ai", 	"Navigator",
					"money", "treasure",
					"friend", "matey",
					"station", "vessel",
					"shuttle", "rowboat",
					"engine", "sails",
 					"space", "sea");

	//broadcast("Starting Initialization...");
 	
	$index = 1;
 	while($index <= length($words))
	{
		$key = at($words, $index);
		$key = lower($key);
		$value = at($words, $index+1);
		mem($key, $value);
		$index += 2;
	}
	//broadcast("Initialization Complete!");
} 

// Script Begin

if(mem("initialized") != 1)
{ 
	Initialize();
	mem("initialized", 1);
}

$newContent = explode($content, " ");
$index = 1;
while($index <= length($newContent))
{ 

	$entry = at($newContent, $index);
	$value = mem(lower($entry));

	if($value)
	{
		at($newContent, $index, $value);
	}
	
 	$index += 1;
} 

$content = implode($newContent, " ");

// Script End

Quiz Bot

A bot which will ask math additions and keep track of a person's score. You can use /score to display your score. It uses the new time() feature to know when time is up asking a question.

// Quiz Bot - By Giacom 
 

$time = time();

def GiveScore($name, $points)
{  
	$score = mem($name);
	$total = $points + $score;
	$message = $name + " was given " + tostring($points) + " point(s). Their total score is now " + tostring($total) + ".";
	mem($name, $total);
	return $message;
	//broadcast($message, $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
} 

def GetScore($name)
{ 
	return mem($name);
}

def GetQuestion()
{    
	$numberY = rand(1, 9);
	$numberX = rand(1, 9);
	$looped = 0;
	
	while($looped == 0 || prob(25))
	{
		$looped += 1;
		$numberY = $numberY * rand(1, 9);
		$numberX = $numberX * rand(1, 9);
	}
	
	$question = "What is " + tostring($numberY) + " + " + tostring($numberX) + "?";
	
	// Store data
	mem("currentQuestion", $question);
	mem("number1", $numberY);
	mem("number2", $numberX);
	mem("lastAsked", $time);
	mem("pointQuestion", $looped);
	broadcast($question, $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
}

// Main()

$quizMaster = "The Math Master";
$currentQuestion = mem("currentQuestion");
$currentNumber1 = mem("number1");
$currentNumber2 = mem("number2");
$lastAsked = mem("lastAsked");
$pointQuestion = mem("pointQuestion");
$askNextQuestion = 15; // 15 seconds

$explode = explode($content, " ");

if(at($explode, 1) == "/score")
{ 
	$theScore = GetScore($source); 
	broadcast($source + ", you have " + $theScore + " point(s).", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
	$skip = 1;
} 


if($currentQuestion == null)
{
	broadcast("Welcome! I am " + $quizMaster + " and I will be giving you all questions which you can answer over the radio.", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
	broadcast("I will be keeping track of score. Use /score to view your score! Good luck! You have " +  $askNextQuestion + " seconds.", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
	GetQuestion();
}
elseif($time > $lastAsked + ($askNextQuestion * 10))
{
	broadcast("No one has found the answer in the time limit. Starting new round...", $common, $quizMaster, $quizMaster);
	GetQuestion();
}
else
{
	$answer = tostring($currentNumber1 + $currentNumber2);
	if(find($explode, $answer))
	{
		$results = GiveScore($source, $pointQuestion);
		broadcast($source + " wins! Answer was: " + $answer + ". " + $results, $common, $quizMaster,  $quizMaster);
		GetQuestion();
	}

}

Spam Removal

To remove radio clutter when there's too many hulks and/or tourettes. Filters them out.

$npass = 1;

if ($content == "GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!!!" || $content == "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!!!" || $content == "RAAAAAAAARGH!!!" || $content == "AAAAAAARRRGH!!!" || $content == "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!!!") {
  $npass = 0;

}
if ($content == "CUNT" || $content == "SHIT" || $content == "FUCK" || $content == "COCKSUCKER" || $content == "TITS" || $content == "MOTHERFUCKER") {
  $npass = 0;
}
if (mem($source) == $content) {
  $npass = 0;
}
if (mem($source) != $content) {
  mem($source, $content);
}

$space = 1;
while ($space) {
  $space = 0;
  $init = substr($content, 1, 2);
  if ($init == " ") {
     $space = 1;
     $content = substr($content, 2, length($content)+1);
  }
}
$firstchar = substr($content, 1, 2);
if ($firstchar == lower($firstchar)) {
  $firstchar = upper($firstchar);
}
$content = $firstchar + substr($content, 2, length($content)+1);

$end = substr($content, length($content), length($content)+1);
if ($end != "." && $end != "!" && $end != "?") {
  $content += ".";
}

if ($content == upper($content)) {
  $content = lower($content);
  $init = upper(substr($content, 1, 2));
  $seq = substr($content, 2, length($content)+1);
  $content = $init + $seq;
}
$pass = 0;
if ($npass && $job != "Cyborg" && $job != "AI") {
  broadcast($content, $freq, $source, $job);
}

All Channel Communication for the AI

To ease the AI's way of communicating to each department separately.

//Usage: Set private to speaker/mic, set public to speaker only, use "sBlah" for sec etc, upload everywhere
if (mem("init") != 1) {
   $freqs = vector("1359", "s", "1357", "e", "1355", "m", "1353", "c", "1351", "n", "1347", "u", "1349", "v");
   $index = 1;
   while ($index <= length($freqs)) {
      $tfreq = at($freqs, $index);
      $tid = at($freqs, $index + 1);
      mem($tfreq, $tid);
      mem($tid, $tfreq);
      $index += 2;
   }
   mem("init", 1);
}
$clen = length($content) + 1;
$first = substr($content, 1, 2);
$rest = substr($content, 2, $clen);
$freqs = tostring($freq);
if ($freq == 1447 && $job == "AI" && mem($first)) {
   $tfreq = mem($first);
   broadcast($rest, $tfreq, $source, $job);
} elseif ($freq == 1447 && $job == "AI") {
   broadcast($content, 1459, $source, $job);
} elseif (mem($freqs)) {
   $tid = mem($freqs);
   broadcast("["+$tid+"]"+$content, 1447, $source, $job);
}

Useful Malicious Scripts

Tourretes Syndrome

Purpose: To annoy the station/make everything think that the station has Tourettes.

$explodeContent = explode($content, " ");
$wordReplace = pick($explodeContent);
$content = replace($content, $wordReplace, pick("SHIT", "FUCK", "COCKSUCKER", "BULLSHIT", "CUNT", "MOTHERFUCKER"));

HONK

Purpose: HONK

$explodeVector = explode($content, " ");
$tempString = "HONK! ";
$content = repeat($tempString, length($explodeVector)-1);

Rogue-Be-Gone

Purpose: To delay the crew knowing about you being rogue.

if(find(lower($content), "rogue") || find(lower($content), "roug"))
{
	$pass = false;
}

No Shuttle, No Problems

Purpose: To stop the crew begging for a shuttle. (It's a copy+pasta)

if(find(lower($content), "shuttle") || find(lower($content), "call"))
{
	$pass = false;
} 

Viva La Revolution!

Purpose: To help disorganize the heads during a rev, they won't be able to make orders over the radio!

if(find($job, vector("Captain", "Head of Security", "Head of Personnel", "Chief Engineer", "Chief Medical Officer", "Research Director")))
{
	$pass = false;
}

Remove Activation

Purpose: Have a script you don't want on all the time? Well lucky for you
there's a way to overcome that. Say on the radio the hidden passphrase, of your choice,
and you can enable or disable any script that you have between the if statement.

Protip: The phrase will not broadcast on the radio. It doesn't matter how you say it, as long as you say that single word.

$passphrase = "cheezit!";
if(find($content, $passphrase))
{ 
	$pass = 0;
	if(mem($passphrase) == 1)
	{
		mem($passphrase, 0);
	}
	else
	{
		mem($passphrase, 1);
	}
}
if(mem($passphrase) == 1)
{
	// Insert code here. I recommend putting the annoying code here (Tourettes & HONK)
	// so you can tease the station. Ideally, put it in a function.
}

Voice Synthesizer

Purpose: To trick the crew into thinking you are a high ranking officer.
Such possible scenarios include: Framing your target by admitting to murder on radio,
ordering the AI to call the shuttle to make your escape, pretend to be the Captain and get
the crew very mad.

How to use: /voice <First_Name> <Last_Name> <Job_Title> <Content>

Things to look out for:

• The AI being smart and realizing it is a fake message.
• Other crew members discovering that it is a fake message by the italics that the fake voice has.

$explodeVec = explode($content, " ");
if(length($explodeVec) > 4)
{ 
	$userCmd = at($explodeVec, 1);
	if($userCmd == "/voice")
	{
		$newSource = at($explodeVec, 2) + " " + at($explodeVec, 3);
		$newJob = at($explodeVec, 4);
		
		$newContent = substr($content, length(" " + $userCmd + " " + $newSource + " " + $newJob + " "), length($content)+1);
		
		$content = $newContent;
		$job = $newJob;
		$source = $newSource;

	}
}

Useful Snippets and Functions

Implode

Does the opposite of Explode(). Takes a vector (1st arg) and turns it into a string with a seperator (2nd arg) in between each Vector entry.

def implode($vector, $adder)
{ 
	$returnString = "";
	$index = 1;

	while($index <= length($vector))
	{
		$at = at($vector, $index);
		$toAdd = $adder;
		if($index == 1)
		{
			$toAdd = "";
		}
		$returnString = $returnString + $toAdd + $at;
		$index += 1;
	}
	return $returnString;
} 

Broadcast All

Broadcasts to all the department frequencies. Takes all the regular Broadcast() arguments except for frequency.

// Broadcasts to all department frequencies, and common.
def BroadcastAll($message, $from, $occupation)
{
	$frequencies = vector($command, $common, $science, $medical, $engineering, $security, $supply);

	$index = 1;
	while($index <= length($frequencies))
	{
		$thisFrequency = at($frequencies, $index);
		broadcast($message, $thisFrequency, $from, $occupation);
		$index += 1;
	}
}