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 ==The Peacekeeper==
 [[File:Thebrig.png|300px|thumb|alt=Brig|The [[Brig]], your homebase]]
-You are the sole guardian between the ideals of justice and the wild psychotics that your company has chosen to advance its interests in space. Just because everyone else is insane, however, does not mean you are permitted to go hog-wild and beat them all unconscious to strap them to beds. Professionals have standards.
+You are the sole guardian between the ideals of justice and the wild psychotics that your company has chosen to advance its interests in space. Just because everyone else is insane, it doesn't mean, you are not. You are permitted to go hog-wild and beat them all unconscious to strap them to beds. Professionals have standards.
-==How to Do Your Job==
+==Equipment==
-#Learn your surroundings.
+*Learn your surroundings.
-#Equip yourself appropriately.
+**If you see any incompetent [[Security Officer]], beat him up and teach him the ways of Shitcurity.
-#Learn what to do when an emergency is called out and you're needed.
+*Equip yourself fully armed.
-#Go patrolling and keep your eyes and ears open.
+**Get as many harm batons as humanly possible incase some [[Greytider]] or [[Clown]] decides to steal your property.
+**Ask the [[Warden]] or the [[AI]] to open the armory. If questioned say you need a disabler, then take a big gun for your dreams.
+*Go patrol hallways and beat the shit out of every wrong move people make.
 ==Know Your Place==
 Well, this page is designed to turn you from angry, bitter waste of supplies into a useful and productive member of the station community. A few things to immediately note:
-*This ship is not a democracy. You take orders from the [[Head of Security]], who takes his orders from the [[Captain]], who takes his orders from [[Backstory#Nanotrasen|Central Command]]. This is a military [[Chain of Command]].
+*This ship is not a democracy. Its totalism, since you are here. You are above everyone else. Even those [[Chain of Command|pesky members]] shall not ruin your job. Train [[Greytider|Everyone]] you can, they will become your helpers, who will assist you in commanding the place
-*The [[Warden]] has authority over the [[Brig]] and [[Prison Wing]]. You are required to follow his orders while you are there.
+*The [[Warden]] has authority over the [[Brig]] and [[Prison Wing]]. But you can kill him, take full access to the armory and dispose his body. Then say how you saw [[Clown|that one man]] cremate the body of warden.
-*Likewise, the [[Heads of Staff]] have authority over their respective departments. You are expected to assist heads in ejecting unwanted tresspassers and demoting unwanted personnel from their departments.
+*Central Command might not like the totalism of the station, so they will send a squad to remove the command and set new "competent" staff. However you are ready. You shall arm people and tell them Centcomm decided to raid us.
-*You are effectively the police. The corporations have agreed upon a set of laws that they are all beholden to. An example of these laws can be found at [[Space Law]]. Obey the hierarchy and watch everyone with utter suspicion.
+*You are effectively the police. The corporations have agreed upon a set of laws that they are all beholden to. But who the fuck needs that. Your word - Your saying. You are the law. Tell everyone to obey the Dictator and watch everyone with utter suspicion.
-*Your essential job function is to keep the crew safe. ''You will inevitably fail at this task, more or less''. Like a breeding salmon, keep swimming against the rapids, bears be damned.
+*If the station is doomed, and you see people mutining, be ready to arm yourself with the most prestige guns. If the situation is out of control and you cant win, take the nuke disk in your hand, and nuke the station.
-*Even though the station is doomed, do your best to keep the peace on station and you'll be the best officer there can be.
-==Assignments==
-Each officer is given an assignment when they join the game. Most will be assigned to guard a department. Department guards are given a small security office along with limited access, and are able to use that department's radio channel. Department guards are also marked with colour-coded armbands. While they are not required to remain at their post, it is their responsibility to protect it.
-Like general Security Officers, department guards report directly to the [[Head of Security]]. However, they should generally follow the wishes of the head of the department they are guarding. Guards may be dismissed from their post by the department head.
-|[[File:Armband_med.png]] <font size="3">'''Medbay'''</font>
-'''Department Head:''' [[Chief Medical Officer]]
-'''Additional Access:''' Medical
-'''Radio Key:''' .m
-[[File:Armband_sci.png]] <font size="3">'''Research'''</font>
-'''Department Head:''' [[Research Director]]
-'''Additional Access:''' Science
-'''Radio Key:''' .n
-[[File:Armband_eng.png]] <font size="3">'''Engineering'''</font>
-'''Department Head:''' [[Chief Engineer]]
-'''Additional Access:''' Construction Area, Engineering
-'''Radio Key:''' .e
-[[File:Armband_cargo.png]] <font size="3">'''Supply'''</font>
-'''Department Head:''' [[Head of Personnel]] (but in practice, you will rather cooperate with [[Quartermaster]])
-'''Additional Access:''' Cargo Office, Mining
-'''Radio Key:''' .u
 ==[[Security Office]]==
 [[File:SecHq.png|thumb|300px|The [[Security Office]] above [[Brig]]]]
-The first step after you arrive is to find an unused security [[locker]] either in the brig's equipment room or at the arrivals security checkpoint. If it has all been claimed, ask the [[Warden]] for additional resources.
+The first step after you arrive is to find unused security [[lockers]] either in the brig's equipment room or at the arrivals security checkpoint, open all of the lockers and take out the harmbatons. If it has all been claimed, raid the [[Armory]] for additional resources.
 ===Security Equipment===