Suicide messages

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To commit suicide, type "suicide" into the chat bar and confirm. Most suicides will result in you falling over and dropping the item underneath you. The "alternative result" section in the table will be filled if the result is different.

Remember: Do not commit suicide if you are not an assistant or tourist without asking an admin first!

Item Message Alternative Result
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Airlock Painter
Assistant is inhaling toner from airlock painter! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Assistant vomits out their lungs! Your lungs will be colored a random color. Then you throw them up!
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Banana
Assistant is aiming the banana at themself! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Plays sound: sound/misc/slip.ogg
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Banana Peel
Assistant is deliberately slipping on the banana peel! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Plays sound: sound/items/bikehorn.ogg
Brutepack.png
Bruise Pack
Assistant is bludgeoning themself with the bruise pack! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Brute Treatment Kit
Assistant begins beating themself over the head with the brute treatment kit! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Burn Treatment Kit
Assistant begins rubbing the burn treatment kit against themself! It looks like they're trying to start a fire!
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Carrot Shiv
Assistant forcefully drives the carrot shiv into their eye! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Chain of Command
Assistant is strangling themself with the chain of command! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Cinnamon Shaker
Assistant is attempting the cinnamon challenge! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Crowbar
Assistant is beating themself to death with crowbar! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Cultivator
Assistant is scratching their back as hard as they can with the cultivator! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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First-Aid Kit
Assistant begins giving themself aids with the first-aid kit! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Fork
Assistant stabs the fork into their chest! It looks like they're trying to take a bite out of themself! Plays sound: eatfood.ogg
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Gauze
Assistant begins tightening the gauze around their neck! It looks like they forgot how to use medical supplies!
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Hand Drill
Assistant is pressing the hand drill against their head! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Hatchet
Assistant is chopping at themself with hatchet! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Jaws of Life (Wirecutters)
Assistant is wrapping the jaws of life around their neck. It looks like they're trying to rip their head off! Plays sound: sound/items/jaws_cut.ogg
Cuts off your head!
Jawsoflife.png
Jaws of Life (Wrench)
Assistant is putting their head in the jaws of life, it looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Kitchen Knife
Assistant is slitting their wrists with the kitchen knife! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide.
Assistant is slitting their throat with the kitchen knife! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide.
Assistant is slitting their stomach open with the kitchen knife! It looks like they're trying to commit seppuku.
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Medical Wrench
Assistant is praying to the medical wrench to take their soul. It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Plays sound: pray.ogg
Dusts you and traps your soul in a copy of the wrench!
Ointment.png
Ointment
Assistant is squeezing the ointment into their mouth! Don't they know that stuff is toxic?
Oxykit.png
Oxygen Deprivation First-Aid Kit
Assistant begins hitting their neck with the oxygen deprivation first-aid kit! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Pest Spray
Assistant is huffing the pest spray! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Pickaxe
Assistant begins digging into their chest! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! If you stop this suicide it removes all energy from you.
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Pill Bottle
Assistant is trying to get the cap off the pill bottle! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Rolling Pin
Assistant begins flattening their head with the rolling pin! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
Rapier.png
Sabre
Assistant is trying to cut off all their limbs with the sabre! it looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Cuts off your limbs one by one. You will fall into crit and shortly after die.
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Scythe
Assistant is beheading themself with scythe! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Beheads you!
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Shovel
Assistant begins digging their own grave! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! If you stop this suicide it removes all energy from you.
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Supermatter Sword
Assistant touches the supermatter sword's blade. It looks like they're tired of waiting for the radiation to kill them! Completely removes you.
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Telescopic Baton
Assistant stuffs the telescopic baton up their nose and presses the 'extend' button! It looks like they're trying to clear their mind. Gibs appear around you.
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Toxin First-Aid Kit
Assistant begins licking the lead paint off the toxin first-aid kit! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Weed Spray
Assistant is huffing the weed spray! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!
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Wrench
Assistant is beating themself to death with the wrench! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide! Plays sound: genhit.ogg
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Wirecutters
Assistant is cutting at their arteries with the wirecutters! It looks like they're trying to commit suicide!