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Not to be confused with [[Critters#Neutral|the little lizards]], which are actually valued on the station for eating annoying flies and mosquitoes.


'''Lizardmen are a race.
 
Lower-class subhuman scum hired by Nanotrasen for cheap, disposable labour. Lizards are barred from serving command roles on Nanotrasen stations and are not protected by Asimov's laws of robotics.


Obviously they have <s>green</s> multicolored skin. They attack with their claws to slash and hack people. They alss-s-sso tend to talk funny (like Xemo) and have weird names (like Eats-The-Lemons).
Obviously they have <s>green</s> multicolored skin. They attack with their claws to slash and hack people. They alss-s-sso tend to talk funny (like Xemo) and have weird names (like Eats-The-Lemons).


<s>To become a lizardman you must first become a janitor/botanist and then beg the Gods to change you into a lesser form, to which you belong. If you show enough humbleness and torture yourself a little, the Gods may answer</s> Lizardmen are now a playable race! You can choose your race, lizard color and appearance on the player panel.  
Lizardmen are a playable race. You can choose your race, lizard color and appearance on the player panel.


Note that as a lizard, the AI does not consider you human and is not obligated to listen to you. Also, [[Captain|certain]] [[Head of Personnel|crew members]] will show you depths of racism previously reserved for the clown. Centcom also maintains a strict "Human-Only" policy for Command Staff appointments. But hey, special snowflake colors!
Note that as a lizard, the AI does not consider you human and is not obligated to listen to you. Also, [[Captain|certain]] [[Head of Personnel|crew members]] will show you depths of racism previously reserved for the clown. Centcom also maintains a strict "Human-Only" policy for Command Staff appointments. But hey, special snowflake colors!


[[Category:Backstory]]
[[Category:Backstory]]
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