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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:chemist.png|link=chemist]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chemist]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Creates medicine for the station, gives people mindbreaker disguised as Tricordizane, gets high on space drugs.
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|See all that complicated stuff you thought was chemistry? Forget all about that, magically create all healing potions by just throwing stuff together.
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:geneticist.png|link=geneticist]]
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:virologist.png|link=virologist]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Virologist]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches cures to diseases, creates super viruses with powers, gives everyone beards.
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches cures to diseases and makes custom diseases which give everyone beards.
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:mining_medic.png|link=mining medic]]
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:scientist.png|link=scientist]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Scientist]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches things to help the crew, destroys the station with bombs, nags the miners for ore.
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches useful tools to help the crew, tests out bombs for future antag rounds and breeds slimes up until he becomes a slime himself... Plop
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:roboticist.png|link=roboticist]]
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:janitor.png|link=janitor]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Janitor]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Keeps the station clean, hails the mighty space janitor, moans at people for getting the floor dirty.
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Keeps the station halls clean and kills rodents. Eventually gets lynched for not putting down wet floor signs.
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:waiter.png|link=waiter]]