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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:botanist.png|link=botanist]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Botanist]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff botanist does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Grows food, mutates plants, murders people with deathnettle.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:chef.png|link=chef]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chef]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff chef does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes food, kills Punpun, serves people human burgers.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:janitor.png|link=janitor]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Janitor]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff janitor does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Keeps the station clean, hails the mighty space janitor, moans at people for getting the floor dirty.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:waiter.png|link=waiter]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Waiter]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff waiter does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Serves food to tables, spits in peoples food.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:clerk.png|link=clerk]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Clerk]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff clerk does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Sells souvenirs,steals souvenirs to take home.
 |}
 {|class="wikitable" style="background-color:#D8D8D8;" cellpadding="10" width="85%"
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:assistant.png|link=assistant]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Assistant]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff assistants do
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Assists crewmembers, beats people to death with a toolbox, takes over the station in a greytide.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:chaplain.png|link=chaplain]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chaplain]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff chaplain does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Praises his god, beats people on the head with his bible.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:clown.png|link=clown]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Clown]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff clown does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes funny jokes HONK, Slips people with his banana peel, goes on a H.O.N.K mech rampage, HONK.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:lawyer.png|link=lawyer]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Lawyer]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff lawyer does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Gets criminals out of prison, makes contracts, steals sunglasses.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:librarian.png|link=librarian]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Librarian]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff librarian does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Looks after library books, writes books and throws them at people in the corridor|-
-|-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:mime.png|link=mime]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Mime]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff mime does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Entertains the station with civilised entertainment, steals the clowns mask.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:tourist.png|link=tourist]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Tourist]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff tourist does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Buys souvenirs, takes photos, gets eaten by changelings.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:revovery_agent.png|link=recovery agent]]
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 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:ai.png|link=ai]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[AI]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff AI do
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Controls station systems to help the crew members.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:cyborg.png|link=cyborg]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Cyborg]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff cyborg does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Performs station duties humans are unable to fufill.
 |-
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[File:personal_ai.png|link=personal ai]]
 |Style="text-align:center;"|[[Personal AI]]
-|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Stuff pAI does
+|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Becomes a helpful companion to a crew member,gets thrown in disposals and forgotten about.
 |}