Jobs: Difference between revisions

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imported>Anonus
(>vandalize the wiki and brag about it and expect nothing to happen)
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Attempt to hold weddings and funerals. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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