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>vandalize the wiki and brag about it and expect nothing to happen
imported>XDTM
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imported>Anonus
(>vandalize the wiki and brag about it and expect nothing to happen)
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. <s>Be revolver ocelot</s> fail at being revolver ocelot due to storm trooper aim.
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.Grow potency 81 weed and become the ultimate drug lord.
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! Dominate the entire station and enact<s>The Hitler regime</s> Clown dictatorship. HONK! Have blood feuds with the mime! HONK! Have nobody take you seriously when you find an antag! HONK! Have nobody take you seriously in general! HONK! <s>Get spaced by a lynch mob</s> Have space gandalf save you from a lynch mob who wants to lynch you! HONK!Be that one fucking asshole! HONK!
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.Or, you know, pester the botanist for potency 81 weed.
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down.Collect hats like its goddamn Tf2. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
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![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar.Have Ratvar Eaten by The Godslayer known as singulo. Make everyone at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make everyone at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|YOU,SHALL NOT, SPACE THE CLOWN!-Space gandalf, Wizard of the wizard federation.
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they <s>proceed to kill each other.</s> Color code in cordination to the mages of a certain jrpg franchise which wont be named for copyright reasons.Be the Ragin'Bullshit mages everyone <s>hates</s> Loves.... Let the entire station go to shit when one of your buddies decides that its <s>Reyn</s> Chaos wand time.
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.Get removed from the roundtype cycle
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.  
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Revive because you werent brained or they didnt abuse weaknesses.Make a deal with a security, have them work as your faithful <s>Priestess</s> <s>Slut</s> Servant, and hope to have them kill the chaplain with the fireballs you give them. Weep when your security servant bites the dust taking out the chaplain, then continue gathering contracts
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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