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|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
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![[File:Slimepeople.png|64px|link=Slimepeople]]<br>[[Slimeperson]]
Be the specialest snowflake in xenobiology. Hang out with your <s>only</s> slime friends. Swap between bodies. Inject people with your poisonous blood.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Rare
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![[File:Podman.png|64px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
![[File:Podman.png|64px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Rare
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