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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.
|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Geneticist.png|50px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round.
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_virologist.png|50px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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