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! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU ARE THE LAW . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carrying half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU ARE THE LAW . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carrying half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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