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![[File:Generic_ce.png|50px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]

|Fly around in space while your [[Station Engineer|Subordinates]] burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity.

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![[File:Generic_engineer.png|50px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]

|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought.Hack every machine to shoot things at people.

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![[File:Generic_atmos.png|50px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]

|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway.

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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]

|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.

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![[File:Generic_qm.png|50px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]

|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order virus crates and release them. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.

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![[File:Generic_cargo.png|50px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]

|Push dem crates.  Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.

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![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]

|Get 100 diamonds for robotics so they can build their big stompy mechs (and never let you use them).  Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were rocks.

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![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]

|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.

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