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![[File:Generic_rd.png|50px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]

|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Take control of the AI and rule the station.

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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]

|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).

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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]

|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prostisis.

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![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]

|Make Chloral Hydrate and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Make "candy pills" and refuse to shut up about them. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Tricordrazine".

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![[File:Geneticist.png|50px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]

|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. Clone the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Turn yourself into a monkey and get killed.  

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![[File:Generic_virologist.png|50px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]

|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].

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![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]

|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue.

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![[File:scientist_generic.png|50px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]

|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Refuse to stop at the last two items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.

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