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![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]

|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes.

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![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]

|Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act suprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".

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![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]

|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].

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![[File:Generic_clown.png|50px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]

|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!

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![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]

|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]''

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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]

|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.

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![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]

|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio.

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