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![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Beat random assistants to death, claiming that they broke into the teleporter room. Hide the nuke disk under a donut box.
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Use the harm intent, claim they were "resisting arrest".
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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