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![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ||
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in.Robust the Clown because Redcoats aren't doing their Jobs. | |Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in.Robust the Clown because Redcoats aren't doing their Jobs.And Never stay on the station when you are needed, and always leave the game and Come back with armor,gun,id,sexy hat,underlings,Robusting powers,and HoP Missing | ||
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ||
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]] | ![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]] | ||
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the Warden. | |Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the Warden. Fuckkkkkkk Up the Prisoners cuz their were coughing. (Do this in INFITE CYCLES) | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ||
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". | |Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".Have Sex with the only Female on the Station because you got lonely. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ||
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security. | |Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.Weld the Armory doors shut and get bitched at. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]] | ![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]] | ||
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. | |Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. Always say in two minutes of the crime "THE FUCKIN CLOWN DID IT" and it turns out to be the [[Mime]] | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium | ||
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]] | ![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]] | ||
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a | |<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prosthesis. And when you get caught hacking say that a dying man is in there. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium | ||
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![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]] | ![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]] | ||
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. And be all means the clown is GREAT GUY until he infects your PDA with a virus | |Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. And be all means the clown is GREAT GUY until he infects your PDA with a virus. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]] | ![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]] | ||
|Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act suprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". | |Mix cocktails, protect Pun Pun at all cost, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act suprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". Go to your beer closest weld it shut. Tell the HoS to suck a dick, then cover up by saying "I WAS DRUNKsssss…." | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]] | ![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]] | ||
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]'' | |... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]'' | ||
!<span style="display: none;">e</span> | !<span style="display: none;">e</span>(AGH I CAN'T TALK!) | ||
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ||
|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water. | |Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible.By bible we mean Cults book of Cultness. Drink more holy water. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ||
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. | |Attempt to hold poetry readings. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. Find a way to have kids on the Station. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]] | ![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]] | ||
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]].Use the Cyborgs to Rule the Station. | | Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. HONK to support the clown. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]].Use the Cyborgs to Rule the Station. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]] | ![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]] | ||
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. | |Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. If the AI is Rogue walk right up to the Captain and robust his ass. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]] | ![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]] | ||
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. | |Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja.Be Turn into a Soul Golem instead of a ninja. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly & Ghouly! | !<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly & Ghouly! | ||
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]] | ![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]] | ||
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian. | |Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian and his little puppy to. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Nukey | ||
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![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]] | ![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]] | ||
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]] | ![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]] | ||
|'''FORTI GY AMA!!''' then '''EI NATH!!''' | |'''FORTI GY AMA!!''' then '''EI NATH!!''' | ||
!<span style="display: none;">0</span> | !<span style="display: none;">0</span>Very FUCKIN hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]] | ![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]] | ||
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. Throw Ninja Stars like the Jap you are. | |Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. Throw Ninja Stars like the Jap you are.Be Stealthy for 5 seconds and kill everything that moves. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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