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Undo revision 4294 by Adam0621 (talk) Sorry man but I don't really see the humor value in these. Plus the spelling was awful. "Fuckkkkkkk Up the Prisoners cuz their were coughing." seriously?
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![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ||
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in | |Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. | ||
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ||
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]] | ![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]] | ||
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly | |Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]] | ![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]] | ||
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. | |Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]] | ![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]] | ||
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]] | | Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]] | ![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]] | ||
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. | |Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly | !<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly! | ||
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![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]] | ![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]] | ||
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy | |Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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