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 ![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
-|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]].
+|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Give Ian your hat. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]].
-!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
+!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard or Impossible
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 ![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
-|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
+|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!''' Become the Captain when he is killed by a [[Head of Personnel|unknown]] guy.
 !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
-|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
+|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the [[Warden]].
 !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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 ![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
-|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".
+|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Let those nice [[Nuke]] People robust the the Captain, because they are fellow redshirts.
 !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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-![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
-|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
-!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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-![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
-|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.
-!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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-![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
-|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
-!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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