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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
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![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prostisis.
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
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![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, '''EVER''' remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, '''EVER''' remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Good for Beginners
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
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