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! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job | |||
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role | |||
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty | |||
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![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]] | |||
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails". | |||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | |||
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![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]] | |||
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]]. | |||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | |||
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![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]] | |||
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. | |||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium | |||
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== Miscellaneous == | |||
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![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]] | ![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]] | ||
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. | |Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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