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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]] | ||
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!''' | |Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!''' | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium | ||
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![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]] | ||
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". | |Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]] | ||
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![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]] | ![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]] | ||
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all). | |Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all). | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium | ||
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]] | ![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]] | ||
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. | |<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]] | ![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]] | ||
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![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]] | ![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]] | ||
|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when monsters robust you. | |Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when monsters robust you. | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium | ||
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]] | ![[File:Generic_lawyer.png|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]] | ||
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. | |Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:brown;" |Role | ! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:brown;" |Role | ||
! scope="col" style="background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty | ! scope="col" style="background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty | ||
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![[File:Sword.gif|50px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]] | |||
|Buy a parapen and C4 and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant. | |||
|<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | |||
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![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]] | |||
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. | |||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | |||
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]] | ![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]] | ||
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!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]] | ||
| | |'''FORTI GY AMA!!''' then '''EI NATH!!''' | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]] | ![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]] | ||
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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![[File: | ![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]] | ||
|' | |Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy. | ||
!<span style="display: none;"> | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|50px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]] | ![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|50px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]] | ||
|'''USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN ON EVERYTHING'''! | |'''USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN ON EVERYTHING'''! | ||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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