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|Oversee the [[Science]] department and all of their depraved experiments. Create [[Guide to robotics|Cyborgs]] from human brains. Monitor the station's [[AI]] for signs of tampering. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, and then be prosecuted by [[Shitcurity|Security]] over it.

|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Be subsequently ignored. Monitor the station-sanctioned [[Virologist|threats]] to [[Geneticist|society]] under your command. Combat [[Sentient Disease|sentient diseases]]. Perform numerou [[Surgery|surgeries]] at once.

|Sit in your office. Sit in your office again. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Stop [[shitcurity]] in the brig. Assist the [[Head of Security]] where possible.

|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[Assistant|greytiding]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Dogpile on [[Traitor|traitors]]. Comply with [[Space Law]] to the best of your ability. Deal with the toxic ire of everyone on the station. Don't become [[Shitcurity]], but stay [[robust]].

|Be the IT guy the station needs. Write [[Telecommunications|Telecomms]] scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a [https://wiki.yogstation.net wiki page] and copy-paste from a different one.

|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to [[Science]] in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die. Try to fight the [[Megafauna]] and fail miserably.

|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop unidentified substances off the floor. Be attacked and derided because you've left slippery water on the floor behind you. Defend yourself when the [[Clown]] made an unfunny joke and spilled space lube all over the hallways and blames it all on you.  

|Honk! Play harmless pranks, and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use said mech to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! Steal bluespace tomatoes from the [[Botanist]] and throw it at people. HONK!!

|Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors. Fight off the other AI, by turning off their APC, when you have [[Malfunctioning Ai|other perspectives]] than him.

|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Forcibly convert people to your religion.  Fight other cults, since they have [[Clockwork Cult|other beliefs]].

|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Fight other cults, since they have [[Blood Cult|other beliefs]].

|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Listen to darkcore music. Get spotted by a [[Assistant|random guy]] who has way too many lights.

|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Eat more. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal.

|Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic. Destroy everyone's windows they spent time building.

|Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until you are finally discovered. Unleash the blobbernauts. Get attacked by everyone. Grow. Grow more. Reach critical mass and win or get killed by a swarm of people.