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|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
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![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|]]<br>Syndicate Mutineer
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Cortical.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Fa la la la la - la la la la. Spam *collapse and *surrender, and cry because the coders found out about your exploit. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar.
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Removed
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]]<br>[[Sentient Disease]]
|Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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|Beg for DS, spawn in at centcom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mataba Revolver.
|Beg for DS, spawn in at centcom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mataba Revolver.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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==Out of Rotation==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Cortical.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Fa la la la la - la la la la. Spam *collapse and *surrender, and cry because the coders found out about your exploit. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Removed
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![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
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![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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