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In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense.
In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense. Only the human species can play command roles, for more information on the species available see: [[Guide to races]].
 
== Species ==
Read More: [[Guide to races]]
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=200|Species
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:darkgreen;" |Description
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence
|-
![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]]
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. Get leg-dropped by a wrestler and watch as your leg actually falls off. Pray to be changed into a catgirl/boy, get changed into an actual cat instead.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
|-
![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
|Name yourself Does-The-Gimmick. Set all your accessory slots and become an unrecognisable blob of pixels. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
|-
![[File:Android.png|64px|link=Preternis]]<br>[[Preternis]]
|Behave like a human. Get called out for being nonhuman. Attempt to become genuine companions with the AI and the borg considering you're a smashed together sack of flesh on top of a toaster. Get bashed to death when you lay a hand on a human. Eat all of the batteries in the robotics lab.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Common
|-
![[File:Phytosian.png|64px|link=Phytosian]]<br>[[Phytosian]]
|Hang out in the open whenever there's a light nearby. Laugh at the humans because they need medicine and food to survive. Get laughed at because you can never fill in a command position. Dread maintenance for your entire shift.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Common
|-
![[File:Gasbag.png|50px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]]
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
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|}


== Command ==
== Command ==
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![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Handle internal issues. Assign or reassign jobs as requested. Force the crew to handle paperwork they <s> hate </s> love to do. Protect Ian as if he were your own child.
|Handle internal issues. Assign or reassign jobs as requested. Force the crew to handle paperwork they <s> hate </s> love to do. Protect Ian as if he were your own child.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Fight trespassers and teleport the particle accelerator to cargo so you can get more cutting-edge engineering equipment. 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Fight trespassers and teleport the particle accelerator to cargo so you can get more cutting-edge engineering equipment. 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
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![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
|Be the IT guy the station needs, but never wanted. Write telecomms scripts that crash and make all radio messages into ...s. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one.
|Be the IT guy the station needs, but never wanted. Write telecomms scripts that crash and make all radio messages into ...s. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Removed
|}
|}


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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
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|Sit in your office all shift. Get off your ass every time someone calls for help. Check the crew computer, and smash your head into your desk when they haven't toggled their suit sensors on. Reach someone dying, and find their body. Get stunned, cuffed, and brought to the brig for 20 minutes because you were at the 'wrong place at the wrong time and deserved to be randomly searched'. Indirectly powergame by dragging away a traitors target, and healing them back to health.
|Sit in your office all shift. Get off your ass every time someone calls for help. Check the crew computer, and smash your head into your desk when they haven't toggled their suit sensors on. Reach someone dying, and find their body. Get stunned, cuffed, and brought to the brig for 20 minutes because you were at the 'wrong place at the wrong time and deserved to be randomly searched'. Indirectly powergame by dragging away a traitors target, and healing them back to health.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
!Psychiatrist
|Sit in your office advertising on comms every minute. Diagnose yourself with depression because no one turns up. Become an assistant with medical access.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
|}
|}


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![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round.
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
|-
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
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![[File:Cortical.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
![[File:Cortical.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Fa la la la la - la la la la. Spam *collapse and *surrender, and cry because the coders found out about your exploit. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar.
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Fa la la la la - la la la la. Spam *collapse and *surrender, and cry because the coders found out about your exploit. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Easy
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Removed
|-
|-
|}
|}
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