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 ![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
-|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people.
+|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Ensure the engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Get arrested in maintenance for trying to do your job. Create <s> autism </s> forts and improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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 ![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
-|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Release Freon into the halls.
+|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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 ![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
-|Be the IT guy the station needs, but never wanted. Write telecomms scripts that crash and make all radio messages into ...s. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something rude. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one.
+|Be the IT guy the station needs, but never wanted. Write telecomms scripts that crash and make all radio messages into ...s. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one.
 !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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