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Cleaned up cyborg assembly order.

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-Assuming you already have the necessary components, take the robot chest and insert the charged Power Cell and a coil of wire. When the head is done, put 2 flashes in it, one for each eye socket. Afterwards, start assembling it by taking each part (start with the chest; it's easier) and clicking on the Robot Suit. Once it's complete, it's time for the brain. To extract the brain of a<strike>n un</strike>willing human:
+Assuming you already have the necessary components:
+# Insert a charged power cell into the cyborg's chest
+# Insert a coil of wire into the cyborg's chest
+# Insert two flashes in the cyborg's head (one for each eye socket)
+# For final assembly, take each component and apply it to the cyborg endoskeleton
+Pens can be used to give cyborgs names. Simply apply the pen before the brain is installed. Note that calling a borg 'PenisShitter 5000' will not net you any new friends, however, if your borg leaves the name up to you, be sure to name it 'PenisShitter 5000'. For some hilarity and general confusion, try giving the borg the same name as the AI.
+Once it's complete, it's time for the brain. To extract the brain of a<strike>n un</strike>willing human:
 # Find a volunteer (or abduct an assistant) and place him on your operating table after grabbing them twice (with hands). You can perform ghetto surgery by placing your volunteer on any old table and then attempt to operate on him, this however has a high chance of missing.
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 Now put the brain into your MMI, and then the MMI into the cyborg suit. Congratulations, your cyborg is complete. Put the brainless corpse into a body bag and deliver it to the [[Morgue]].
-Pens can be used to give cyborgs names. Simply apply the pen before the brain is installed. Note that calling a borg 'PenisShitter 5000' will not net you any new friends, however, if your borg leaves the name up to you, be sure to name it 'PenisShitter 5000'.
-For some hilarity and general confusion, try giving the borg the same name as the AI.
 If when you insert the MMI into the cyborg it says "This MMI does not seem to fit." it means the user is job banned from cyborg.