Guide to genetics: Difference between revisions

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Added indicators of: Smile, Unintelligible, Elvis, Mute, Swedish, Chav, and Wacky.
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!Smile
!Smile
|Causes the speech center of the subject's brain to produce large amounts of seratonin and a chemical resembling ecstacy when engaged.
|Causes the speech center of the subject's brain to produce large amounts of seratonin and a chemical resembling ecstacy when engaged.
|???
|''"You feel so happy. Nothing can be wrong with anything. :)"''
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!Nearsightedness
!Nearsightedness
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!Unintelligible
!Unintelligible
|Heavily corrupts the part of the brain responsible for forming spoken sentences.
|Heavily corrupts the part of the brain responsible for forming spoken sentences.
|???
|''"You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!"''
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!Elvis
!Elvis
|Forces the language center and primary motor cortex of the subject's brain to talk and act like the King of Rock and Roll.
|Forces the language center and primary motor cortex of the subject's brain to talk and act like the King of Rock and Roll.
|???
|''"You feel pretty good, honeydoll."''
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!Mute
!Mute
|Completely shuts down the speech center of the subject's brain.
|Completely shuts down the speech center of the subject's brain.
|???
|''"You feel unable to express yourself at all."''
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!Swedish
!Swedish
|Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a vaguely norse manner.
|Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a vaguely norse manner.
|???
|''"You feel Swedish, however that works."''
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!Chav
!Chav
|Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a more rudimentary manner.
|Forces the language center of the subject's brain to construct sentences in a more rudimentary manner.
|???
|''"Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?"''
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!Wacky
!Wacky
|Forces the subject to talk in an odd manner.
|Forces the subject to talk in an odd manner.
|???
|''"You feel an off sensation in your voicebox."''
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!Joke
!Joke
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